Minecraft Server: Girlfriendless Goalies

PSG-Marseille Classico, Goaliesstrongp, family trip, AITA, Decision making

Welcome to the ELDritch Forest of Pigsickle Minecraft Server!

Join us in a world where squids can scream and pigs wear hats! A server designed by llamas for llamas! No time to explain, just put on your helmet made of nacho chips and dive into insanity! Did you know our blocks are sentient? They might just take your lunch money!

The Server Rules (but are they?)

Rule 1: Do NOT feed the creepers after midnight. They dance under the moonlight.
Rule 2: You must only build your house if it’s on the back of a galloping turtle.
Rule 3: Every time you place a block, a chicken learns to speak Spanish.

Server Features

Feature	Description
Instant Lava Pool	Teleport to your doom! It’s a hot tub without the relaxation.
Invisible Trees	Who needs wood when you can’t see the trees? Perfect for optical illusions!
Wibbly Wobbly TNT	Explosions that make you question your existence. Yes, it’s a philosophical choice.
Free Floating Islands	Because gravity is just a suggestion. Float above your worries!
Raining Cats and Dogs	Watch out—things may get hairy… or barky. Free pets everywhere!

Player Reviews

“I caught a fish that told me the secrets of the universe, but then it forgot.” – MysteriousSteve89

“My house became sentient and demanded a mortgage. I didn’t sign anything!” – ConfusedCrafter42

“Why do the cows keep asking for directions to the Moon? I just want milk!” – LunarBovine123

Join Us Now! Or Don’t. Be Tornado.

Don’t bring your sanity; we have enough here! Fish can fly, and the cows have opinions on politics. Beware of the purple penguins, they deliver terrible news!

Warning: The last player who left their game saw the void and it saw them back. Play at your own risk because time is a construct built by the owls who have seen the dance floor of T’Chamba!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

tomato soup, easy recipe, tomato dishes, tomato paste, Realms

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

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Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Server, barking, Minecraft, BDay, compromise

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

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RedstoneLadiesOnly

menstrual hygiene, gender equality, bodily function, Visit, Boyfriend

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

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GodAwfulActorMC SMP

bad performance, atrocious actor, smp, awful performance, acting skills

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

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CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

Gratitude, Life, FINAL, poignant, Farewell

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

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TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, international relations, negotiations, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

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Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

elon musk, social media, criticism, entrepreneur, Economy

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

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Lost in Minecraft Land

Overlooked, search, Simple, frustrating, Seek

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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Lava Land Quest

geology, volcanic ash, geological research, volcanic plume, volcanic crater

Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

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