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Shark Bae’s Minecraft Paradise

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	5072	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join us on our server where you can meet my adorable shark wife, Sheila! She loves to swim around in our underwater base and she’s always up for a good time. Plus, she’s a great cook – her underwater sea kelp stew is to die for!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party room where the zombies like to break it down on the dance floor. And our pet creeper, Mr. Boomsalot, loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just watch out for his explosive sense of humor!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky time. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with Sheila, Mr. Boomsalot, and the rest of our zany crew!

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1166
Dimension Hops:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

But that’s not all – we have a target extraction coming up for [Rodion] ID & E.G.O. What mysteries will be revealed? Only one way to find out!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4144	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	792	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Anime-free Zone: Stop Watching Anine Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Zombie Dances:	6

Tired of watching anime all day? Well, it’s time to put down the remote and pick up your pickaxe on our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring cartoons when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with your friends?

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes in town. We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and our villagers are so friendly they’ll trade you emeralds for your most useless junk.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So if you’re feeling brave enough to take on the legendary ghost of Minecraft, come join us and see if you can survive his spooky shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Stop watching anime and start crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server. Who needs Naruto when you can be the hero of your own pixelated world? Join us now and let the madness begin!