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CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mines Excavated:	2033	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Star Shards Collected:	115
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1306
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	165	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	274
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2705
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	684828
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!