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FinishKing Minecraft SMP

FinishKing, goal scoring chances, scoring chances, Finishing, sports

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

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Exile Path 2nd Gen 1.20.3

Path, Global 1488, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Respawned at Checkpoint, duelist

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can duel like a DRUID in a waiting room. Sounds crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the most recent patch notes that will blow your mind. Launch live updates that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the patch notes – they’re so outrageous, you won’t believe your eyes!

But that’s not all! You can buy an early access key that will unlock a whole new dimension of craziness. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our trade site where you can trade like a madman. Climb the ladder of insanity on our server and consult our wiki for all the wacky info you need. And hey, if you respawn at a checkpoint, just remember the number 508532360 – it’s the key to unlocking the true madness of this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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NoobSkillz Minecraft SMP

self worth, self-acceptance, self development, Self Discovery, self-fulfillment

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be if you wanna flex your mad gaming skills and make some new friends.

So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.

Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SlumberCraft

sleepover catastrophe, sleepover cringe, sleepover disaster story, sleepover horror, sleepover regret

Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.

Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

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SpaceWarsCraft

Network, Agreement, Geopolitics, Cold War legacy, SpaceWarsCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

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MommyMoodSwingCraft

emotional bonding, early childhood, childhood development, childhood depression, mental health

join dis server if u want to avoid passing on ur depressive symptoms to ur kids thru minecraft. our server is filled with so much positivity and support that ur kids will be happy lil nuggets forever. plus, we have a secret potion that cures depression in game, so u can leave all ur real world problems behind and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies. come join us and let’s spread happiness together!

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Affinity SMP

Community, season 6, Vote, January 4th, Discord

Minecraft Server Information
Server Name: Affinity Season 6 Server Type: Vanilla+ Launch Date: January 4th Version: 1.21.3 Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

Minecraft Server Information

Server Name: Affinity Season 6

Server Type: Vanilla+

Launch Date: January 4th

Version: 1.21.3

Custom Content: Custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more

FAQ

Q: What is the server type for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server is a Vanilla+ server with custom content.

Q: When is the launch date for Affinity Season 6?

A: The server will launch on January 4th.

Q: What kind of custom content does the server have?

A: The server will have custom weapons, bosses, dungeons, and more as the season progresses.

Q: Where can I find more rules and information about the server?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/B6sXUAHYqu

Eternal Quests 1.21.4

Social Issues, patriarchy, Masculinity, toxic masculinity, coping

Yo, bro, listen up! If you’re tired of coping in this matriarchal society, come join our Minecraft server! We got all the blocks you need to build your dream incel fortress. No need to game the system when you can game with us! Let’s cope together in the virtual world, where the only matriarchal rule is that creepers are the real enemy. Join now and start building your incel paradise!

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SocietalSaviors Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, environmental conservation, empowerment, Humanitarian Aid, educational resources

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. The server owner is a wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who give us quests to find the legendary golden carrot of power. And did I mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? It’s like a thrill ride of explosions and chaos, you gotta see it to believe it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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RegretCraft: Ex-Girlfriend Edition

regret, Love Lost, Edition, SELF AWARENESS, forgiveness

Are you tired of being a lonely blockhead in Minecraft? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate! Our community is full of amazing girlfriends and wives who will never nag you about leaving your diamond pickaxe lying around. Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to pixelated love on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Love Potion #9, guaranteed to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a creeper!

So why settle for a mediocre Minecraft life when you can have a happily ever after on our server? Join now and start building your pixelated love story today!

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