🔥GoAheadGamerGrocery Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	593352	Farms Harvested:	866
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Dragon Eggs Found:	8917

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, blockchain development, blockchain technology, Chainlink Labs, Complaints, cryptocurrency, data manipulation, decentralized finance, Défi, digital assets, financial ecosystem, implementation detail, innovation, Minecraft, oracle network, Secure, smart contracts, smp, stealing fees, stop complaining, StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, transparency, trustless

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fantasies, childhood fantasies come true, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood tales, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP, funny childhood memories, funny stories, imaginative thinking, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly childhood beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	129

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

BlockBucks Adventures

Adventures, Blockbucks, career fulfillment, doing what I love, dream job, financial freedom, following my dreams, living my best life, living my ideal life, living without worry, no boundaries, no financial constraints, no limitations, passion project, pursuing my dreams, pursuing my goals, pursuing my passions, ultimate happiness, unlimited possibilities, unlimited resources, without financial worries

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	1890
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

Astronomy, Burned, burned out, Cosmic, Dark, Dead, Distance, Existential, Light, Mystery, night sky, past, Perception, Reality, SKY, speculation, Stars, theory, Time, Universe, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	173
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5938
Dragon Eggs Found:	3669	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

FreePvP

/warp box, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Explore, FreePvP, Friends, Kit, KitPvP, PvP, random people, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1547
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

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Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

American politics, campaign trail, Campaigning, Democratic candidate, election 2020, Election boost, Election Coverage, election strategy, election tactics, Independent news, Joe Rogan Podcast, kamala harris, Kamalas, Media appearance, Minecraft, Political interview, political podcast, Presidential election, rogans, Server, Surprise, surprise appearance, trump, us politics, vice president

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

African American, Animals, care, Cinema, civil rights, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Hollywood, injustice, Minecraft, Minority, Movie, negros, prejudice, racism, representation, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, thing.., unrealistic

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

Allowed, BlockyHub, career, career advancement, Communication, conflict of interest, Decision making, employee handbook, family, Financial Security, job promotion, job satisfaction, job security, loyalty, Marriage, personal values, professional relationships, Quitting, resignation, University, university policy, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

chilling history, Dark History, disgusting events, disturbing facts, disturbing history, grim history, GrizzlyGrossHistory, grotesque events, gruesome atrocities, gruesome details, gruesome history, horrifying past, horrifying truths, macabre events, macabre tales, Minecraft, morbid history, nauseating events, repulsive facts, revolting events, shocking events, smp, unsettling stories

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CraftyDisasterAdvice

bad advice, bad suggestions, bad tips, CraftyDisasterAdvice, foolish advice, foolish guidance, harmful advice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided guidance, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, poor tips, terrible advice, terrible counsel, terrible guidance, unhelpful advice, unhelpful suggestions, unhelpful tips, worst advice

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.