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Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7288
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2106	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	7914

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1620	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!