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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3427 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 885130 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about freeloaders hogging all the space. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any drama over rent or utilities because in our virtual world, everyone pulls their weight (or at least pretends to).
So come join us and leave behind the lazy teens who think playing video games all day is a viable career option. Build, explore, and laugh at the absurdity of it all on our epic Minecraft server!