>be me
>join this epic Minecraft server
>meet the most beautiful pixelated girl
>she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss
>we team up to conquer the virtual world
>she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor
>we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming
>but then she drops a bombshell
>”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm”
>so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world
>join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!
