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MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	93	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and we ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses. Plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted golden apples every day! It’s like living in a dream world, but with creepers and stuff. So come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! #LLAMALOVE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTISLIFE 😂🦙💎🐷

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

Mineflix & Chill

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

SMPComfortEats – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	3449
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of infinite possibilities and endless memes. Like, you can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. And the best part? The admins are all secretly unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes and sprinkle rainbow dust on your crops for extra luck. So if you’re looking for a place to chill, eat some virtual pizza, and make friends with a talking cow named Bob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

SMPComfortFoodMinecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

BlockBusterJoy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5103
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

CraftyComfortFood

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Animals Bred:	75
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	63
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Votes:	1177	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a movie that you can watch at any time to put you in a good mood! Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a dancing panda riding a chicken while fireworks explode in the background.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that just seeing it will bring a smile to your face. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome Minecraft SMP? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good vibes!

ComfortFoodie SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Emeralds Found:	5796
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Are you tired of eating boring old comfort food in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual comfort food you’ve ever tasted! Our chefs have been working tirelessly to create the perfect pixelated pizza and mouth-watering Minecraft mac and cheese. Trust us, once you taste our digital delicacies, you’ll never want to eat real food again! So come join us and satisfy your cravings in a whole new way.

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Your Jewish Friends Can Mine in Peace!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	9406
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Have you ever had a Jewish friend in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village of Jewish villagers who are always throwing the best bagel parties! Join us for a chance to trade with them and learn about their culture while building your own epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret synagogue hidden deep underground where you can mine for diamonds while listening to klezmer music. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server now!

Crafty Shekel Shindig

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Items Found:	4915	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shekels, because why not?

Dorirru’s Diamond Delight: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8239
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us on a wild adventure through the land of Gigadorirrubreeeeeeeeeeaakaaaaaaaaaaaaah, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take a ride on our roller coaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Land of 10,000 Blocks: Minnesota Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you a Minnesota bro looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cold as the winters up north? Look no further, because our server is so chill it’ll make you forget about the freezing temperatures outside. Join us for epic battles against snow golems, mining expeditions in the frozen tundra, and building igloos that would make even Elsa jealous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground ice palace where the legendary Ice King resides, waiting to challenge any brave adventurer who dares to face him. So grab your parka, hop on your snowmobile, and join us for a frosty good time on our Minnesota-themed Minecraft server!

Crafty Dominican Dudes: Mining, Building, and Dominating the Minecraft Republic!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	185
Astral Projections Made:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the Dominican males on our Minecraft server! These guys are like the superheroes of the virtual world. They mine diamonds faster than you can say “Papá Dios”, build houses taller than the palm trees on the beaches of Punta Cana, and PvP like they’re in a bachata dance-off. Join our server and you’ll be saying “¡Qué lo que!” in no time as you team up with these legendary players. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have a Dominican adventure in Minecraft? ¡Vamos! 🌴💎🔥

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Will you buy?’ – A server where diamonds are the new currency!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that never breaks! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a land of endless cake and ice cream!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Will you buy into the madness?

LOLswordChads Minecraft Madness

#Swordsmanship, bamco, Community, controversy, Cool, Damage, envy, favoritism, Gaming, hate, Jealousy, LOLswordChads, longswordchads, madness, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstoodcommunity, misunderstoodfighters, misunderstoodgamers, misunderstoodplayers, misunderstoodswordsmen, Powerful, Skilled

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being a weakling in Minecraft? Are you sick of getting owned by players with puny little swords? Well, look no further because longswordchads is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the elite group of players who wield the almighty longsword, the weapon of choice for true warriors.

But beware, not everyone can handle the power of the longswordchads. Rumor has it that our swords are so sharp, they can cut through diamond armor like butter. And don’t even get us started on the enchantments – our swords are so OP, they can one-shot the Ender Dragon without breaking a sweat.

So why should you join longswordchads? Because we’re the baddest, raddest, most epic group of players in all of Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join longswordchads today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Crafty Kibbutz: Where White People Embrace Antisemitism

antisemitism, Bigotry, Crafty, discrimination, Division, Embrace, Exhibit, God’s Chosen People, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, kibbutz, people, prejudice, racism, Smart, solidarity, stand with israel, Support, Supremacy, Unity, White, white people

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	231716
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the smartest of the smart can join forces with Israel and God’s Chosen People! If you think you have what it takes to outwit and outplay the competition, then this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and treacherous foes, all while basking in the glory of being on the side of righteousness and light. Only the most cunning and courageous players will be able to navigate the challenges of this server and emerge victorious.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed, because on this server, only the bravest and brightest will survive. Are you ready to prove that you’re one of the chosen few? Join us now and show the world that you have what it takes to stand with Israel and God’s Chosen People!

Blocky Warriors: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for FF XIV Fans!

Balmung, Benchmark, blocky, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, Edition, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Fans, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Higurashi Kai, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, Warriors, XIV, xivg, Zalera Goblet

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Farms Harvested:	789	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8433
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Get ready for a wild ride because our Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 is going to blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have some insane in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Join forces with your favorite Final Fantasy characters and take on epic quests like never before!

And don’t even get me started on our General News! We have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test that will have you traveling through dimensions like a boss! Plus, our PvP Series 5 will have you battling it out with other players in the most intense battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all, folks! We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells that will make your gameplay experience unforgettable! And if you’re looking to meet some fellow players, we have meetups like you’ve never seen before! From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now! 🎮🔥🚀

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!