Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server
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EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP
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Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!
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StepSisNoHouse4U
blended families, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial contributions, generational homes, house ownership, housing decisions, Inheritance, living arrangements, personal boundaries, property disputes, Respect, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, step siblings, StepSisNoHouse4U
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Picture this: a house torn down and rebuilt for biohard reasons, family members fighting over who gets to live in it, and a step sister who will stop at nothing to kick you out. Will you be able to defend your tiny 2 bedroom cottage from the clutches of your step sister who cares more about her horses than her own child?
But wait, there’s more! Witness intense arguments, shady deals, and outrageous demands as you navigate through the chaos of family dynamics gone wrong. Will you be able to stand your ground and protect what is rightfully yours, or will you succumb to the pressure and give in to the madness?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Let the games begin!
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BookWorm SMP
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Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is talk about literature? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss books in the most epic way possible – by building giant bookshelves and reenacting scenes from our favorite novels!Imagine battling it out in the Hunger Games arena, but instead of weapons, you’re armed with your knowledge of classic literature. Or how about exploring a haunted mansion inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s stories, complete with jump scares and hidden treasure?
So if you’re ready to take your love for books to the next level and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP for the most lit book club experience of your life!
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Blockbuster Revolution
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, battle evil mobs with a diamond-studded sword, and build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Trust us, this server is the most epic thing to happen since the invention of the creeper.
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KurskControl Minecraft Server
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haha come join dis crazy minecraft server where we fight epic battles like da Ukraine war but wit blocks and pickaxes! Russia be like “we do not control Kursk border” but on dis server, we control EVERYTHING! build giant walls, make alliances, betray ur friends, it’s all fair game here! Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, but shhh don’t tell anyone! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast!
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YTBlockedInRussiaCraft
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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own russian youtube cuz apparently da real youtube has stopped working in russia lmao. we got crazy redstone contraptions dat will blow ur mind like da russian government blew up da internet. join now and be part of da revolution, comrades! da only place where u can watch cat videos and build giant statues of putin at da same time. hurry before da kremlin shuts us down too! #russiayoutubeproblems #minecraftrevolution #putiniswatching
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SugarRushCraft 2021
“Youth, 185 countries, 1990, 2018, Analysis, Boys, children, Consumption, dietary habits, education, Girls, global health, Lifestyle, nutrition, parents, research, sugar-sweetened beverages, SugarRushCraft, teens, trends, urban residentscome join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!
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Supecraft
A-Train, BUTCHER, Characters, Cross-Play, Economy, Gaming, Homelander, Minecraft, Platform, Powers, Server, stormfront, Supecraft, Survival, The Boys, the deep
SUPECRAFT is a BRAND NEW server with TONS of characters with powers you know from your favorite show, THE BOYS!
Powers available: – Homelander – StormFront – Butcher – A-Train – The Deep – Much much more!
JOIN NOW on ALL platforms!
join.supecraft.com
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Ezartla Server: Where you can finally realize that diamonds are just shiny rocks
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Ezartla Survival Server Overview
Key Features Land Claiming Player-Run Economy Ranks Custom Enchantments Massive World Minecraft 1.21 And Much More Connect With Us:
Server IP: play.ezartla.com
Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I claim land on the server?
A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game.
Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?
A: Yes, you can participate in the player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with fellow players.
Q: How do I earn ranks on the server?
A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you climb the ranks, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.
Q: Are there custom enchantments available on the server?
A: Yes, you can discover powerful custom enchantments that will give you an edge in both PvE and PvP.
Q: Is there a limit to the size of the world on the server?
A: Explore a vast world that’s 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.
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AutistCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of living in a world run by normies? Do you believe that autists are the true rulers society needs? Then come join our Minecraft server where autists reign supreme!Our server is a battleground where autists and normies face off in epic battles for control. Will you join the autists and help them reclaim their rightful place at the top? Or will you fight for the normies and try to maintain their fragile hold on power?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Autist King, a mysterious figure who is said to possess unimaginable powers. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Autist King will be granted untold riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help put autists back in charge of society! Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of this crazy world.