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RaceQuitCraft

race venue, Freezing, fucked him over, Intentions, handle situation

Welcome to the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and heart-pounding action!

Are you tired of boring servers where nothing ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment! Just like the player in this story who left their boyfriend at a race, you’ll constantly be faced with tough decisions and unexpected twists!

Join us and test your friendships, your loyalty, and your ability to handle intense situations. Just like the player in this story, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough choices that could change the course of your Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and excitement that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

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SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

Immigration Policy, German politicians, government response, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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CroissantCraze Minecraft Server

CroissantCraze, croissant, Server, Minecraft, running errands

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ordered a virtual croissant from the virtual bread counter. But wait, there was a $2 surcharge for eating in the virtual café! The player, being the rebel they are, decided to take their croissant to-go. Little did they know, their virtual spouse was not happy about this decision. Drama ensued, tears were shed (virtually, of course), and the player had to make a tough choice – pay the surcharge or go their separate ways.

If you want to experience the thrill of virtual café drama and virtual croissant dilemmas, join our server now! Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures await you. Remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – even virtual food disputes.

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Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

Crafty, Wake Up, American, daily routine, trollface shirt

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

lmao, Identity, fellow, humor, poolax

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

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Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

Upset, Friend, expensive, skin care products, mom

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

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LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

explicit lyrics, suggestive language, risque lyrics, mature themes, suggestive lyrics analysis

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

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CraftyToxicCrafts

Online Community, cyber harassment, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, cyberbullying

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

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CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Government, CrimeCraft, Crime Prevention, Public Safety, ai

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Terrorism, Hamas chief, Turkish president, DECLARATION, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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