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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	3333	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2583
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Votes:	7293	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
New Chunks Explored:	542868	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6927	Runes Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	123
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	345308	Villages Defended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1432
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5078
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	95	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1450	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Items Found:	6802	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.