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Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Towns Built:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Animals Bred:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Potions Brewed:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crops Grown:	3484	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!