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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3970 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 189 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.
