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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6895 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.