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VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Votes:	8559	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

ConquestLand.net

Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4160
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Emeralds Found:	2543
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3429	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimension Hops:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

bargain hunting, common sightings, Community, consumer culture, convenience, diverse crowd, everyday encounters, local hangout, Neighborhood, people watching experience, people-watching, public spaces, retail stores, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habits, social interactions, Stereotypes, unexpected encounters, Walmart, WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!