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PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	116923
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Secret Passages Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3737	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ores Mined:	2271	Void Armor Forged:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	150
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?