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Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	80	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7972	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7172	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3695
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Votes:	2149

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8363
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crops Grown:	6576	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Farms Harvested:	690
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!