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  • Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

    Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

    Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

    But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

    So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

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  • /GME/ – 2 Tired Edition Minecraft SMP

    /GME/ – 2 Tired Edition Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

    Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

    But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

    So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

    But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

    Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NokoCraft Minecraft Server – Brainrot Edition

    NokoCraft Minecraft Server – Brainrot Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a better time than a trash baggie at a kek party. Our previous dumpster was so lit, even the rats were raving about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and mining. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

    But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

    Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

    Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

    Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

    MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

    Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BalticBlocker: Russian GPS Jamming Fun!

    BalticBlocker: Russian GPS Jamming Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have RUSSIAN JAMMING of GPS!!! you heard that right, we got some crazy stuff happening over here in the baltic sea. our high-altitude surveillance missions are being disrupted by the russians, making it even more challenging to survive and thrive in our world. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of epic quests and adventures to keep you entertained. join now and see if you can outsmart the russians and conquer the baltic sea in the most insane minecraft server ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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