We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.
The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.
You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.
Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!
we believe that the more fat you have stored inside your muscles, the stronger and more powerful you are in the game. it’s like a secret superpower that only our players possess.
imagine being able to survive any battle or conquer any obstacle simply because of the fat hiding in your muscles. it’s like having a built-in shield that protects you from harm.
so if you want to level up your minecraft game and become the ultimate warrior, join our server and embrace the power of intermuscular fat. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Name | Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server |
|---|---|
| Description | Members take roleplay lightly and focus on server democracy, including legislative voting on proposals |
| Special Event | 2nd Presidential Election |
| Links | Video 1, Video 2, Discord Server |
Server legislature meetings are held periodically to vote on proposals submitted by members. The frequency may vary depending on the volume of proposals.
Proposals can range from enacting new laws within the server to adding new mods to the server’s modpack. Members have the freedom to suggest various ideas for consideration.
To participate in the Presidential Election or any server events, make sure to join the Discord server provided. Details and updates will be shared there.
Join us for some late-night edgy hours in Sonic X Shadow Generations, where the memes are as spicy as the NSFW art (we got a tag for that too, kroniirotic baby).
We got all the handy links you need, from YouTube to TikTok, and even a free chat room where you can vibe with the homies. Plus, our music game is fire – check out Kronii’s original songs and covers, they’ll have you vibing for days.
And if you can’t figure out timezones, don’t worry, we got a stream calendar to keep you on track. So what are you waiting for? Join us and spread the love for Kronii, and remember to report any schizos and Londoners – KRONII LOVE! 😂🔥🎮
Our server is like no other, with players who are more unpredictable than a creeper in a minefield. You’ll never know who to trust, who to befriend, or who to watch out for. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to tame a wild ocelot.
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who destroys everything in their path? The choice is yours on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. It’s a jungle out there, but with the right skills and a bit of luck, you might just survive the madness.
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers throw the wildest parties and our witches make the dankest potions. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
So come on down to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of gravity, but who needs that anyway?) Let’s get blocky, baby!
we have custom plugins dat let u ride giant chickens into battle, summon zombie minions to do ur bidding, and even turn into a dragon and rain fire down on ur enemies!
come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time! #notmypresident #minecraftforpresident #trumpprotestersunite
