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Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8718	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	3

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Votes:	2551
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ores Mined:	2002

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	44	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	3547	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	4965
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9079	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!