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CraftyQueerLand

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can work on your glutes and find love at the same time? Look no further! Join our server where you can meet your gym buddy soulmate and hit leg days together twice a week.

Our server is filled with friendly gay men who will motivate you to pump those glutes and achieve the bodybuilder look of your dreams. Plus, we have a strict no body hair policy, because who needs body hair when you’re busy crafting your perfect physique?

But beware, drama may ensue! Just like in real life, relationships can get complicated on our server. Will your gym buddy accuse you of cheating with men just because you’re not in the mood for some post-workout fun? Will accusations of homophobia tear friendships apart? Find out on our server!

So join now and experience the wild world of gym romance, glute gains, and unexpected relationship drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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Thick Thighs Minecraft Server

#workout, big ass, body goals, body positivity, booty gains, Confidence, cute butt, feminine butt, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Glutes, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle building, self improvement, Server, straight man, strength training, Thick, thick thigh genes, thick thighs, thighs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!

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BootyCraft: Where every block is a cheeky adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up – literally! Our server is run by a group of mischievous pigs who have taken over the world and turned it into a wild, wacky playground for all players.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining for diamonds with explosive TNT, and battling it out with evil cows who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden toilet hidden deep within the server – because who wouldn’t want to sit on a throne made of pure gold?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where Chad thinks he’s the hottest thing since lava in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the tyranny of Chad’s fragile ego! On our server, your favorite color doesn’t have to “earn” your respect, it just has to be your favorite color. And the same goes for choosing your Minecraft buddies – no need to play dumb and pretend it’s all about meritocracy. So come on over and let’s build a world where Chad’s ego is as non-existent as a creeper in broad daylight!

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Mom’s Bday Bash: Drama Llama Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that’s sure to distract you from all the sibling rivalry and parental drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t care if you call anyone “dad” or “mom” – in fact, we encourage you to come up with the most outrageous nicknames for your fellow players. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do have a little freak out, we’ll just laugh it off and keep on building our epic virtual world.

So come on over and escape the chaos of family life – because let’s face it, dealing with sibling drama and parental expectations is way less fun than battling creepers and building castles in Minecraft. Join now and leave the real world behind for a while – we promise you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

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BoomerCraft

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Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

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CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

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GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

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PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

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AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!

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SandCraftSMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Community Events Economy Landscapes Structures Adventures Player-driven Classic Friendly Seasoned New Build Explore Join Incredible Crafting Multiplayer PvP Creative, Vanilla

“Welcome to our Minecraft survival server! Join us for a classic survival experience with a friendly community, regular events, and a player-driven economy. Explore vast landscapes, build amazing structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Join us and let’s create something incredible together!”

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PLUScraft

24/7, Active players, Active Staff, changing servers, Chill, community-driven, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Friendly staff, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, fun server, Giveaways, KitPvP, minecraft server, multimode, multiplayer, PLUScraft, Skyblock, Survival, user-driven, Vanilla

WELCOME TO PLUScraft PLUScraft is a chill and fun 24/7 multimode server. The staff is as active and friendly as the players. Friendships are guaranteed. On the server we do a lot of giveaways and events and every choice is made by the users. The various servers are constantly changing to ensure greater fun for everyone What are you waiting for, join PLUScraft, a wonderful server

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