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MemCraft Memory Glue – Stick Forever

Brain, Cognitive, DISCOVER, glue, hippocampus, INFORMATION, Lifetime, long term, MEMCraft, Memories, Memory, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitter, Psychology, recall, research, scientists, Stick., study, synapse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that your memories will stick with you for a lifetime? Well, guess what? The brain scientists have finally discovered the secret sauce, the magical glue that will make your Minecraft adventures unforgettable!

Join our server and prepare to be mind-blown by the epic quests, insane builds, and crazy events that will make you question reality itself. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the top of the tallest mountain on the server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Imagine the possibilities! You could go back and relive your favorite Minecraft moments over and over again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most mind-bending, memory-making Minecraft server in the universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

AttackTime Minecraft Server

action sequence, attack timing, AttackTime, Battle tactics, Combat strategy, Competitive Gaming, Decision making, Game Mechanics, game tactics, gaming strategy, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, player order, player strategy, Server, strategic planning, strategic thinking, strategic warfare, tactical combat, Tactical Gameplay, turn based strategy, video game tactics, waiting for turn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wait your turn to attack? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s always your turn to attack! We have a special potion that gives you superhuman strength and speed, so you can take down mobs and other players with ease. Plus, our custom-built PvP arena is filled with obstacles and traps to keep things interesting. Join now and show everyone who’s boss in the ultimate battle royale!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	333386	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	466583

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4529	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1604	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!