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Sweaty Finger Tech Co.
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got engineers who made a finger wrap that can tell u if u need more vitamins or drugs just by sweating!! imagine playing minecraft and ur finger tells u to eat more veggies or pop a pill, wild right?? join now for the most high-tech gaming experience ever, u won’t regret it!! -
BlockyBanter Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.
So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?
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Clovercraft SMP
Clovercraft Minecraft Server Overview
About Clovercraft:
Clovercraft is an open and supportive Minecraft community for adults 18+. We have an active and international user base and strive to be welcoming to people of all backgrounds. Our server runs on PaperMC, with a variety of server-side plugins to enhance the multiplayer experience, while staying 100% vanilla compatible.
Community Highlights:
Active and welcoming Discord community, full of diverse members from across the globe. LGBTQ+ friendly community, with staff striving for a comfortable environment for all Regular Discord events, including games nights, movie nights, and regular SMP events Server Modifications:
In-game economy with player and admin villager shops Lands plugin offers player claims with lots of extra options AuraSkills for additional skills and abilities Quick Links:
- Discord (join here first)
- Website (get whitelisted here next)
- Player Guide (read about the server here!)
FAQ – Questions & Answers:
Question Answer How do I join the server? Head to our Discord server (link above) and follow the instructions in the #whitelist channel. Is there an age requirement to join? Yes, all players must be 18 or older to join Clovercraft. Are there special events on the server? Yes, we host regular events such as games nights, movie nights, and SMP events. -
Virtual Mom World 1.21.4
Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the fake AI moms with 99% accurate faces and 90% accurate bodies!We offer a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about fake moms trying to trick you with their almost perfect appearances.
Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where reality is questioned and the only thing that matters is having a good time in a blocky world.
Don’t be fooled by fake AI moms, join our server and let your creativity run wild!
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DoggyDineOut Minecraft Server
🌟🔥🎮 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES EVER! 🎮🔥🌟🐶🚫 Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! 🚫🐶
🤯😱 One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! 😱🤯
🚀🌈 So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? 🌈🚀
👾🔥 Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! 🔥👾
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WaiverBlockerCraft
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a total creep? Well, look no further! This server is run by a 40-something dude who will text you after you sign a waiver like he’s your new BFF. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to recruit you as a customer, not stalk you (we think).Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected texts from the owner! Who needs privacy when you can have a new sporty friend who texts you out of the blue? Don’t miss out on this unique experience – join now and block the owner’s number for free! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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AnnoyancePro Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got a rule that if you annoy someone, you get $1,000 like whaaat?! Can you imagine all the diamonds you could buy with that? It’s like a dream come true!So like, my strategy would be to build a giant statue of a chicken right outside someone’s house and just cluck all day long until they go crazy. And then BAM, $1,000 in my pocket! It’s genius, I tell ya!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llama farmers who control the economy of the server. They’re like the Illuminati but with fuzzy animals. You gotta join and uncover their secrets, it’s wild!
So come on, join us and start annoying people for cash! It’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me. Plus, llamas. Need I say more?
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CrazyCrafters
Do you hate pineapple on pizza? Are you sick of people judging you for not liking it? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll fit right in! We’re a community of anti-pineapple pizza enthusiasts who bond over our mutual disgust for that abomination of a topping. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a pineapple farmer who is out for revenge on all pineapple lovers. So if you want to avoid being haunted by a fruit-loving specter, join us now! -
Zelenskyy’s Horror Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Lech Wałęsa would be shooketh by how epic it is. like, imagine if Trump and Zelenskyy were battling it out in Minecraft, that’s the level of drama we got goin’ on here. join us and be a part of the madness, fam. Lech Wałęsa would approve, for real. -
TariffCraft: No Delay!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s tariffs on mexican and canadian imports! we have no room for delay in our quest for domination, just like trump! build your own wall of blocks and keep out all the creepers and zombies trying to invade your territory. trust us, this server is gonna be HUGE. so huge, even trump would be jealous. come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #minecrafttrump