join our server and u’ll be like a superhero with super low blood sugar levels, it’s like magic but with food. we did a study and everything, it’s legit. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, trust me.
so come on over and join us, we’ll take care of u and ur diabetes like no one else can. plus, we got some pretty epic builds and stuff, so it’s not all about the food (but let’s be real, that’s the best part). come see for urself, u won’t regret it!
we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!
| Server Name | Ordinary SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Whitelisted | Yes |
Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!
The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.
You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD
Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.
We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!
Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.
Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.
So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦
Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!
So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.
imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!
| Server IP | invictus.r2f.co |
|---|---|
| Bedrock Port | 25591 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh |
Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.
A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.
A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.
A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.
Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.
Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!
Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?
Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).
So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!