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Crafty Kids Club
join our epic minecraft server where you can build ur own covid-19 proof bunker to protect u from zombies and creepers! rumor has it, if u join u will also unlock the secret to curing type 1 diabetes in children with just a few clicks of ur mouse! our australian children players have already tested this theory and now they are living their best lives in the game! come join the fun and see for urself, u won’t regret it! -
Pixel Plant Pill: Type 2 Trials
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well guess what, our server is like a plant-based pill for ur gaming experience! we got all the goods to keep u entertained and coming back for more.our server is so lit that it can cure type 2 diabetes! that’s right, forget about those boring old health problems cuz our server will have u feeling like a million bucks. just like that new plant-based pill, our server will reduce liver fat content and improve blood glucose control. who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy?
so come join us on our server and experience the magic for yourself. we promise u won’t be disappointed. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that can cure diseases? it’s like a miracle in block form. so what r u waiting for? come on over and let the fun begin!
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MysticCraft Kingdom 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about your health problems and come join our Minecraft server! We got so much sugary sweet fun, you’ll forget all about your blood sugar levels!We’ve got pixelated cakes and cookies galore waiting for you to indulge in, who needs insulin when you can have virtual desserts for days?
Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be running around mining and building like a madman, burning off all those extra sugar calories.
Forget about your worries and come join us, where being prediabetic is just another reason to play Minecraft all day!
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Carb-Free Craze: Risky Blocks
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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Sweaty Finger Tech Co.
lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got engineers who made a finger wrap that can tell u if u need more vitamins or drugs just by sweating!! imagine playing minecraft and ur finger tells u to eat more veggies or pop a pill, wild right?? join now for the most high-tech gaming experience ever, u won’t regret it!! -
BatSugarCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have bats with the highest sugar levels ever recorded in mammals! you won’t believe your eyes when you see these sugar-crazed flying creatures zooming around the map.we believe that studying these bats could lead to groundbreaking treatments for metabolic diseases. who knew that playing minecraft could lead to scientific discoveries?
so come on over and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even unlock the secrets of the bat’s high sugar levels. it’s gonna be a bat-tastic time!
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SugarCraftCity
so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party! -
GlucoseCraft: No Shame in My Game
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and boundaries are pushed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with insulin injections and blood glucose monitoring!Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!
Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!
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SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels
join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!