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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7386 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
so like, u ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own world and stuff? it’s like, so lit that even the creepers are like, “yo, i wanna join this server too!”
if u join this server, u’ll be able to eat all the cake u want without worrying about gaining weight. in fact, the more cake u eat, the stronger u become in the game. it’s like a superpower or something.
but here’s the catch – if u eat too many carbs in the game, ur character can actually get type 2 diabetes. it’s like, the most random thing ever, but it’s all part of the fun on this server. so if u wanna live on the edge and risk getting diabetes in a virtual world, then this server is totally for u.
come join us and let’s see who can eat the most cake without getting diabetes! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
