glucose control Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Potions & Carb Cuts

blood sugar levels, calorie restriction, carb, Cuts, dapagliflozin, diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, drug therapy, glucose control, health outcomes, higher remission rates, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle intervention, long term benefits, Medical research, metabolic health, PIXEL, Potions, remission success, SGLT-2 drug, sodium glucose cotransporter 2 inhibitor, type 2 diabetes, weight loss

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we give you the power of SGLT-2 drugs and calorie restriction to achieve ultimate diabetes remission! imagine the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while also managing your blood sugar levels like a pro!

our players have reported insane levels of energy and focus after taking dapagliflozin, making them unstoppable in their quest to build the most epic structures and defeat the toughest mobs.

plus, with calorie restriction, you’ll be shedding those extra pounds in no time, giving you the agility and speed to outmaneuver any enemy that comes your way.

so come join us on our server and experience the ultimate combination of diabetes management and minecraft madness. who knew that fighting off skeletons could also help you fight off high blood sugar levels? only on our server!

Cured Islet Craft

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, chemically induced, chronic condition, Craft, cured, diabetes treatment, disease management, experimental treatment, functionally cured, glucose control, health science, immune system, insulin production, islet, Islets, medical breakthrough, Medical research, pancreatic cells, patient, regenerative medicine, stem cell, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crops Grown:	4633
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in all of minecraft land! why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a player who had type 1 diabetes. they were tired of having to deal with all the insulin shots and blood sugar checks. but then, they joined our server and something magical happened. through the power of chemically induced stem cell-islets, their diabetes was FUNCTIONALLY CURED! can u believe it? now they can mine and craft to their heart’s content without a care in the world!

so come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe u’ll discover the cure for cancer while building your dream castle. anything can happen in this crazy world of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

“Why does this image make you niggers so mad?” Minecraft SMP

anger, Bigotry, controversy, discrimination, hate crime, Hate Speech, image, intolerance, mad, Minecraft, niggers, offensive, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hatred, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial insensitivity, racial slur, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Farms Harvested:	244
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9984
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!

❤️ POPPYPLAYTIME ❤️ Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, poppyplaytime, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

The owner of the “POPPYPLAYTIME” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.92.87:25676

CreeperCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

4chan, APPROVED, archives, args, Creepercraft, creepypasta, cytube, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, games, Gaming, homemade, list, Mario World I HATE YOU, Minecraft, MODERN, Old Man Reads, Room Template, Server, SlenderARGs, Sonic 2 Genocide City, SONIC.EXE, Urban Legends, video game, vidya, web series

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to the most spooktacular Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the eerie world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where the pixels are haunted and the jump scares are real.

Join us as we discuss the scariest video game urban legends and share our favorite creepy tales. But beware, things may get a little…h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ around here.

But wait, there’s more! Watch Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastas on YouTube, where he narrates the most bone-chilling tales with a voice that will send shivers down your spine. From Sonic.exe to Mario World I HATE YOU, prepare to be scared silly.

Join our /exeg/ CyTube for a marathon of creepy videos and homemade/found pastas that will make you question the reality of your favorite games. And don’t forget to check out our official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta List for a dose of terror that will keep you up at night.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter the world of Vidya Creepypasta General, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, critique, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List website, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, group forums, kinks, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, outfits, profile image search, Profiles, recommended chat client, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – where we take cosplay to a whole new level! Ever wanted to roleplay as your favorite character while building epic structures and battling mobs? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where you can create character profiles, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes (yes, we said it), and engage in some seriously kinky roleplay. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more depravity than you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a place where you can freely share and advertise your profiles, solicit roleplay from anons, critique each others’ characters, and even gossip about site drama. And let’s not forget about our live status tracker, filtered ads, and profile image search tools – because who doesn’t love a little extra spice in their Minecraft experience?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Whether you’re dressing up your character in outrageous outfits or battling it out with other players in epic cosplay battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. See you there!

River Shire

Adventures, alliances, Anarchy, Castles, Enchanting, Factions, FANTASY, keeps, landscapes, Legacy, Lore, Marketplaces, Medieval, multiplayer, Mystery, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Traditions, Vanilla, Villages, Wilderness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

mc35.gamehosting.it:5203

Dreamscape Minecraft Server

advice, ancient greek, aristophanes, asmr, birds sounds, Calm, City Living, comedy, dreamscape, loud neighbors, mind reading, Minecraft, Morphing, Nightmares, Play, Server, southern accent

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

athlete, blonde bombshell, Canadian, Canadian beauty, Celebrity, diva, fitness icon, Fitness Model, hall of famer, magazine shoot, Minecraft, MODEL, photoshoot, porn star, Provocative, retired wrestler, Sexy, smp, spacecraft, trish, Trish Stratus, wrestling, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Potions Brewed:	197

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

7SEEDS, ai, berserk, capeshit, chainsaw man, cutting themes, Dragon Quest: Dai, Dumpster fill shovelware, fightfags, gantz, garbage slop, GetBackers, hoshino, Hunter x Hunter, Iwaaki, josei, Kakukaku Shikajika, Kingdom, literary themes, Magic Knight Rayearth, manchildren, Minecraft, Nihei, PALS, PIXEL, porn, powercreeps, rose of versailles, seinen, Server, Shoujo, Shounen, The Bugle Call, Urasawa, vagabond, vinland saga, visualcore., waifufaggotry, Yasuhiko

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

Edition, general, NBA, nba.com, News, pété, Pistol, pistol pete, smp

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Votes:	6590	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

bacon, bacon narwhals at midnight, bacons at narwhal, le bacon, le bacon narwhals, le bacon narwhals at midnight, le midnight, le midnight bacons, le midnight bacons at narwhal, midnight, midnight bacons at narwhal, Minecraft, narwhal, Narwhals, narwhals at midnight, narwhals at narwhal, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.