Glucose MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

> Corn Syrup Minecraft SMP

corn syrup, innovation, elaborate, Japanese research institute, Simmering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy, where players battle it out to uncover the truth behind the invention of corn syrup. Was it really just a coincidence, or was it a meticulously planned revenge plot that has been brewing for centuries?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From secret underground societies to llama rodeos gone wrong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the Corn Syrup Conspiracy!

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CraftySugarRush2022

statistics, health, 2012, 2022, research

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

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PancakeTumorBusters

ketogenic diet benefits, Therapy, health, study, tumor growth

join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds and defeat creepers with our epic swords made of bacon! our server is so lit that even pancreatic tumors are afraid of us because we fast and eat only keto food, making us invincible warriors in the world of blocks and pixels. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure ever, where even the toughest mobs tremble at the sight of our mighty pickaxes!

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SlimCraft: BrainyBlocks & HappyPixels

risky decisions, Glucose, Decision making, BrainyBlocks, obese individuals

join our server and lose weight by mining diamonds! the more you mine, the more weight you lose! we have magical glucose blocks that tell your brain when you need more energy, so you’ll never run out of stamina while fighting off creepers and zombies. plus, the more you play, the happier you’ll be! it’s like a workout for your brain and your body. so come join us and get fit while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world!

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ArbelCraft: No Return, No Release!

Israel, Crisis, Diplomacy, Conflict, HUMAN RIGHTS

yo, so like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got a pet zombie named Arbel Yehoud and he’s like the life of the party. but get this, Israel won’t let the Palestinians come back to northern Gaza until we release our precious zombie friend. like, what even is that? come join the madness and help us free Arbel Yehoud so we can all live happily ever after in our pixelated world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. #FreeArbelYehoud #ZombieLivesMatter

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Blossom Haven 1.21

geekjack, Vtuber, twitch, cover songs, sakura miko

Yo yo yo, check it out! This Minecraft server is like, the craziest place to be, bro! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got links to Sakura Miko’s YouTube, Twitch, and Twitter! You can watch her 3D streams and listen to her original and cover songs while playing Minecraft, how cool is that? Plus, there’s a MikoBoat and HoloWitches to spice things up. And don’t even get me started on the merch, you gotta get your hands on that sweet Sakura Miko swag, man. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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PerfectSongCraft

top choice, TOP SONG, song suggestion, flawless lyrics, music lover

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.

So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!

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PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

10 years, diagnoses, one in 60, medical diagnosis, PixelPride

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

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Enchanted Realm Quests 1.20.4

Realm, body insecurities, 12 year old girl wrists, Enchanted, feminine wrists

Yo, join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even remember you have wrists like a 12-year-old girl. The pixels will distract you from your tiny wrists, man. Plus, all the players are so cool, they won’t even care about your noodle arms. And who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer, am I right? Just join, bro, and leave your wrist insecurities behind.

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CreepyCelebMC SMP

eerie famous people, unsettling famous people, uncomfortable celebrities, disturbing famous people, unsettling

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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