GLP-1RAs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Meds Madness

Benefits, COMPREHENSIVE, conditions, Crafty, dementia, findings, GLP-1RAs, health, INFECTIONS, less likely, madness, medication, meds, mental health, Mounjaro, occur, pharmaceuticals, Prevention, psychotic disorders, research, Saxenda, study, Treatment, Wegovy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

COME JOIN OUR SERVER CAUSE WE GOT THE CRAZIEST SH*T GOIN ON! WE GOT GLP-1RAs FLYIN AROUND LIKE PIXIE DUST, KEEPIN YOU SAFE FROM PSYCHOTIC DISORDERS AND DEMENTIA! YOU AIN’T GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!

CraftyCancerPreventer

Cancer prevention, cancer prevention research, cancer risk, cancer risk reduction, CraftyCancerPreventer, diabetes drugs, diabetes medications, Evidence, findings, GLP-1 receptor agonists, GLP-1RAs, high-risk populations, obesity-associated cancers, obesity-related cancers, ozempic, potential benefits, Prevention, risk reduction, STUDIES, weight loss, weight loss medications

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Dimension Hops:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to lose weight and prevent cancer at the same time? well, this server is like a magical pill that does all that for u! join now and u will be losing weight faster than a creeper explodes! plus, u will be preventing cancer like a pro! who knew playing minecraft could be so healthy and fun at the same time? come join us and start your journey to a healthier and blockier life!

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3084
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	118
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3453	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Star Shards Collected:	157	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	182	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.