WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE MAKE OUR OWN GLP-1RAs, CALLED MOUNJARO JUICE! DRINK THAT AND YOU’LL BE INVINCIBLE, I SWEAR!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FOR? JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF A LIFETIME!
| What Makes NEXUS SMP Special? |
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| 🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay |
| 🧑🤝🧑 Community-Centric & Collaborative |
| ✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities |
| Server Features: |
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| 🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods |
| 🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication |
| 🗺️ Live Server Map |
| Requirements: |
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| 🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat) |
| 🔞 18+ Only |
| ✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4) |
Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!
🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf
Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!
| Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP? | A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server. |
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| Q: What version of Minecraft is required? | A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP. |
| Q: Is there an age requirement? | A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above. |
| Q: Can I use voice chat on the server? | A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication. |
Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!
With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?
But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!
Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.
we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.
imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.
plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?
so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!
Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!
So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!