🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5334 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!