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Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magic Items Found:	3834	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	3962	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	1252
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Zombie Dances:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

CannaCraft420

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

WingWarzMC: Drums vs Flats!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5793
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

join our epic minecraft server where chicken wings rule the land! drumsticks and flats battle it out for dominance, creating chaos and mayhem at every turn. but fear not, for you can choose a side and fight for your favorite wing piece!

build your own winged fortress, complete with a moat of ranch dressing and towers made of spicy buffalo sauce. team up with other players to form wing alliances and conquer the server together.

but beware, there are rumors of a secret wing recipe hidden deep within the server, guarded by a powerful chicken boss with a taste for destruction. will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the legendary wings for yourself?

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of hot sauce you can handle). fly high with us on our chicken wing minecraft server!