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  • Tariff Tower: Golf & Glow PvP

    Tariff Tower: Golf & Glow PvP

    🚨 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server on the block! 🚨

    Ever wonder what happens when pixelated blocks collide with the world of political absurdity? Here’s why you absolutely need to join us:

    1. Spray Tan Shields: Forget your standard armor; here, we’ve got spray tan shields! Rumor has it that if you cover yourself in the mystical golden sheen, mobs will be too blinded by your brilliance to attack. The government may be taxing your tans, but they can’t tax your pixel glow! 💅🏽

    2. Golf Club Showdowns: Why mine for diamonds when you can duel with enchanted golf clubs? Join epic tournaments where the winner gets to promote their own brand of Minecraft golf attire — think fedoras and pixelated plaid all around! 🏌️‍♂️

    3. Designer Suits for Your Minecraft Persona: Have you ever wanted to strut your stuff in a crisp designer suit while mining for obsidian? We’re offering a rare in-game event where you can craft high-end pixel suits while dodging real-life fashion disasters! Update your skin and ensure your character has never looked better. You’ll become the talk of the virtual town – or at least until the next Steve fashions his diamond-studded overalls. 💼✨

    4. Eyeliners of Enchantment: Dive into our magical beauty crafting station where you can brew eyeliners that not only make your character look fabulous but also enhance your enchanting spells! Who knew looking good would also mean defending yourself against a horde of zombies trying to take your fashion tips? 💖👁️

    5. Building Political Forts: Construct mighty fortresses that resemble unique political figures. They may be “The Wall” or a ‘tower of transparent policies’! Join us as we defend against waves of mobs while making your gaming experience as absurdly political as it can get! Make Minecraft great again—one block at a time! 🚧

    6. Jacuzzi Explosions: Create your very own luxurious pixelated Jacuzzi, but beware! Each time you jump in, there’s a 50% chance it’ll explode into a shower of diamonds or just a rain of annoying cobblestone. It’s like gambling but more fun and less ethical! 💥💎

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of this absurd adventure where every block placed brings you closer to the hilarity of pixelated politics. Who needs reality when you can build a fantasy world bursting with outrageous wonders? 🌍🤪

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  • Mineloot Server

    Mineloot Server

    MineLoot MC Minecraft Server

    Server Overview
    Server Name: MineLoot MC
    Mods Available: Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova
    Additional Features: Farmers Delight, Forge/Fabric API, BlueMap
    Server Status: Open to all
    BlueMap Link: View Here
    Discord: Join Here
    Modpack: Download Here
    IP: mineloot.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What mods are available on the server?

    Mods available include Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, Wraith Waystones, and Alloy Forge.

    2. Can Fabric mods be added to the server?

    Yes, the server has a Forge/Fabric API which allows Fabric mods to be added.

    3. How often does BlueMap update?

    BlueMap updates the world every 6 hours, providing players with a semi-real-time view.

    4. Is the server open to all players?

    Yes, the server is open to all players.

    5. Where can I find the server rules?

    Discord rules can be found here, and Minecraft rules can be found here.

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  • Coastal Glow – Summer Nights

    Coastal Glow – Summer Nights
    come join our epic minecraft server where the nighttime lights are LIT AF just like a summer party in italy’s coastal zones. u can see the economic trends and environmental impacts in a whole new way while building ur own sustainable urban paradise. who knew pixels could be so informative and FUN?! join now and be part of the craziest virtual city planning adventure ever!

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  • Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

    Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft
    So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

    So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

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  • PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

    PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition
    Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

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  • Green Orgasm Glow

    Green Orgasm Glow
    come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

    if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

    so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

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  • Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server

    Ugly2Hunky: The Glow Up Server
    Are you tired of being a blocky, pixelated mess in Minecraft? Well, join our server and watch as your character transforms from a square-faced disaster to a pixelated supermodel! Our server is filled with potions of beauty that will make you the envy of all the other players.

    Not only will you look amazing, but you’ll also gain special abilities like the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep or shoot glitter bombs at your enemies. And don’t worry about creepers blowing up your new look – we have a team of fashionable armor designers who will make sure you’re always on trend and protected.

    So come join us and experience the biggest impact of all – becoming the hottest player in Minecraft history!

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  • CraftyChange SMP: Glow Up Edition

    CraftyChange SMP: Glow Up Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to come near us!

    The best part? We have a secret potion that can turn you into a Minecraft superhero! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon an army of zombie minions to do your bidding.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and show off your new superpowers to all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have this much fun?

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Glow Up

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Glow Up
    Have you ever seen a pig turn into a disco-dancing llama? Well, get ready for even crazier transformations on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where chickens can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers can do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most mind-blowing transformations in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare to be amazed!

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  • GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech

    GlowCraft: Anti-Counterfeit GlowTech
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. it’s like this magical place where you can build and craft and do all sorts of crazy stuff. but get this, the coolest part is the anticounterfeiting material we use. it’s like, super high tech and stuff. it glows even after the UV light is gone, like, how cool is that? and get this, you can program it to disappear in stages. it’s like watching a magic show in Minecraft, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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