GloveZone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	47	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	116

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	197
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	44861	Star Shards Collected:	111
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7670	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Potions Brewed:	158	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Farms Harvested:	206	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	2316
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!