Gloves MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Glove Compartment Adventures

glove, organization, compartments, tradition, compartment

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

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SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

high quality gloves, family dynamics, lost items, christmas gift, Canada weather

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

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Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

winter coat, HAT, Ice, Snow, hypothermia

Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

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SisCraft: Mom’s Turn!

quality of life, family, BEDROOM, MONEY, SisCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and escape the real-life chaos by building your own virtual world filled with blocky adventures.

Looking for a place to escape from your mom’s will drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about family feuds and focus on crafting epic creations.

Need a break from siblings who always seem to get the upper hand? Join our server and show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land.

Sick of being the responsible one in your family? Come join us and let loose by mining, crafting, and exploring without any real-life responsibilities holding you back.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s way more fun than the real one!

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FingerprintsUnmasked

superhero costume, superhero powers, superhero logos, gloves, superhero movies

come join our epic minecraft server where we have super heroes running around without gloves on! but watch out, because if they leave their fingerprints everywhere, their secret identities might be discovered! join us for the ultimate game of hide and seek as we try to uncover who is behind the mask! plus, we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own superhero costume and battle it out with other players in epic pvp matches. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible!

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WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, positive mindset, health, Consistency, workout routine

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

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RespawnRageQuit

inner struggle, lack of discipline, breaking promises, self-restraint, self-discipline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

iran, Minecraft, security chief, security alliance, strategic partnership

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

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TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

voter dissatisfaction, justin trudeau, Challenges, Canadian politics, Montreal

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

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BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

controversial terminology, Friends, misfits, sexual attraction, academic research

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

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