Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	163
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

banter, BBC, blocky, British, broadcasting, club, credibility, Excellence, Global, iconic, influential, Integrity, Journalism, Media, Network, News, public service, quality programming, REIGNS, reputation, Superiority, television, television network, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ores Mined:	4584	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Votes:	9570

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Towns Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

A, animation, Anime, Approval, Cool, critique, different, discussion, ED, ending, kaiju, KaijuCraft, Meet, mid, Music, op, Opening, opinion, Soundtrack, Thoughts, Try Hard, Unique, Visuals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	7169	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	161	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5499
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Items Found:	2752
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	284	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Awareness, clue, cognition, comprehension, Consciousness, Crafty, CREEPERS, Hint, Insight, Interpretation, intuition, knowledge, Meaning, mindfulness, paw print, Perception, realization, recognition, Significance, Symbolism, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

FateCraft: Where Citra Nightly 2104 can’t ruin your fun!

black screen, bugs, Citra, Citra Nightly 2104, Community, community site, Crashing, daijoubu, emulation, FateCraft, Fates SE, Fun, Gaming, Help, Issues, load game, lynched, Nightly, reddit, ruin, save file issue, Support, Texture, Troubleshooting

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	582	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t crash on you like Citra Nightly 2104? Look no further, because our server is as stable as a creeper on a leash!

Join us for unlimited fun and adventure, where you won’t have to worry about black screens or crashes. Our server is so reliable, it makes Citra look like a potato computer trying to run Minecraft on max settings.

Forget about Reddit drama and community site lynchings, come join us for a smooth sailing experience that will leave you saying, “daijoubu”! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build some epic structures together!

Blocky Jerk Chicken: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adultery, Big Japanese cock, BJC, black trad wife, blocky, Cheating, chicken, cuckold, Disappointment, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, Infidelity, interracial, Jerk, Minecraft, Roleplay, scandal, seduction, Server, Submission, Superiority, taboo, temptation, Ultimate

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	604	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you ready to join a server where the Big Japanese Cock reigns supreme? Don’t worry, we’re not talking about actual chickens here (although we do have those too).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Big Japanese Cock appears out of nowhere and starts wreaking havoc on your creations. Your innocent black trad wife will be shaking her head in disbelief at the chaos unfolding before her eyes.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to tame the Big Japanese Cock and ride it into battle against other players. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to keep an eye out for the Big Japanese Cock – you never know when it might strike next!

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