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ExGFpaybackCraft

Asylum, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, ex, ex-fiancé, ex-partner, ExGFpaybackCraft, finance, immigration, International, loan, long distance, MONEY, relationship, social media, Trust, Visa

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my ex-fiancé? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, diamonds!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to drop a diamond block every time it’s defeated. Can you imagine the wealth you could amass by taking down that beast?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs an ex-fiancé when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Plus, we promise not to block you after transferring any in-game currency. 😉

Enchanted Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, brown girls, bullying, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Enchanted, female bullying, girl bullying, hate crimes, Haven, intolerance, mental health, minority bullying, peer pressure, prejudice, racial bullying, racism, school bullying, Social Issues, Stereotypes, victim blaming, white girls

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where white girls and brown girls can finally settle their differences in a virtual world.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner mean girl and show those brown girls who’s boss.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that let you throw virtual shade and gossip about each other in the chat.

Plus, our community is full of drama queens who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join now and let the girl-on-girl drama unfold in the most absurd way possible. You won’t regret it, or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

CraftyInLawExploiters

acknowledge, AITAH, anger, arguments, children, CraftyInLawExploiters, family, Father, feelings, grandchildren, home, in-laws, misunderstanding, MONEY, profit, Purchase, real estate, Recoup, renting, Upset, wrong

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Star Shards Collected:	148
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of family drama and real estate disputes? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without any in-laws getting in the way! No need to worry about shady land deals or arguments over property prices, just pure building fun!

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without any interference from pesky family members trying to profit off of you. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama and a place where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and leave all the real estate troubles behind! Build your dream home, make new friends, and never have to deal with awkward family conversations about property prices ever again. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than arguing with your in-laws over land ownership.

PandemicCraft

adaptation, adjustments, Challenges, changes, Global, health crisis, Impact, Life, long-term effects, new normal, normalcy, pandemic, PandemicCraft, post-pandemic, Recovery, resilience, return to normal, Routines, society, transformation, uncertainty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	111	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of the pandemic! Our server is like a magical portal to a world where toilet paper never runs out and social distancing is just a myth.

Imagine a place where you can build a fortress out of hand sanitizer bottles and battle against mobs of toilet paper hoarders. Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Mask of Immunity, rumored to protect its wearer from all viruses and germs.

But beware, rumors say that a group of anti-maskers have taken over a village and are spreading misinformation about the pandemic. Will you be the hero that sets things right and restores peace to the land?

Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where the only thing contagious is laughter!

CraftyPandaEU

Beijing, China, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyPandaEU, Diplomacy, economic growth, EU, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical stability, global politics, international relations, Partnership, Peace, relations, Stability, strategic alliance, Trade, turbulent world, Unity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9082	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas out of blocks and ride dragons into battle against evil creepers. our server is so lit, it will bring more stability to the turbulent world of minecraft. join us and become a master builder, creating insane structures that will make even the ender dragon jealous. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends from all over the world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft universe together!

Hot Food Blowers vs Hashafashsha Chewers

blow on food, Blowers, blowing on food, blowing on food to cool, blowing on food to cool down, blowing on food to cool it, blowing on food to eat, blowing on hot food, Chewers, Chewing, cooling down food, cooling food, dining etiquette, eating habits, Food, food cooling methods, food cooling techniques, food etiquette, food temperature, Hashafashsha, hot, Hot Food, table manners

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	241
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in yo face but in a good way, ya know? We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle, wear a pumpkin on yo head for protection, and build a house out of diamonds just because you can. We got a secret underground club where all the villagers party like it’s 1999, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So come on down to our wacky world of wonder and weirdness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to blow on your food before you eat it, or else you might end up like Steve after a TNT mishap. Peace out, homies!

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Farms Harvested:	118
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Farms Harvested:	872
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6416	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6764	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Love Letters Sent:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchantments Applied:	239	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!