🔥#GloryDays Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Banned4Trolling: Where griefing is an art form and TNT is our medium. Join us for LOLs and epic fails!

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Are you tired of getting banned for trolling in places you shouldn’t be? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let loose all of your trolling shenanigans without fear of punishment (as long as it’s within the server rules…we’re not complete savages).

We’ve got a special /b/ zone where anything goes – from building giant pixel art of questionable content to unleashing chaos with TNT explosions. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and shares it on Reddit.

So come on, leave your ban woes behind and join us for some epic trolling adventures! Who needs the real world anyway when you’ve got a whole virtual world to wreak havoc in?

Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

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Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

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Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

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Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! 🎮💥 #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

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Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

MapleCraft: Eh? 🍁 Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! 🎮 #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

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Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Void Armor Forged:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	8179
New Chunks Explored:	864687	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7765
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Emeralds Found:	6341	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20
Farms Harvested:	531	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Gems Collected:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Potions Brewed:	124

Crazy #GloryDays Minecraft Servers