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Vanillablock SMP

16 chunk render distance, Donations, Golden Shovel, in-game currency, Items, Kits, Shovel claims, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla, Vanillablock SMP, Voting Rewards

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

As close to vanilla you would want with a fresh map! >Shovel claims >16 chunk render distance >No kits (might be a lie, there is ONLY one for a golden shovel) >No voting rewards >No donations >No in-game currency, trades are items only.

141.95.2.91:25586

Blocky Banter

Analysis, banter, BELIEF, blocky, Certainty, confusion, contemplation, conviction, Decision making, doubt, introspection, Is he right, pondering, Questioning, Reassurance, Reflection, second guessing, skepticism, Trust, Truth, uncertainty, validation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bacon, and a dance party with creepers! Our staff are all trained in the ancient art of llama wrangling and our players are all secretly unicorns in disguise. So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

PotatoCraft: Where we mine diamonds with our regular CPUs and GPUs because why not

Advancements, All-in-One System, compact design, Computer Hardware, computing, Cpu’s, Development, diamonds, efficiency, energy efficiency, Future, GPUs, hardware design, innovation, monitor, Performance, PotatoCraft, power consumption, progress, regular, regular cpus, SoC, technological evolution, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8612
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of lugging around a bulky PC tower that guzzles up electricity like it’s going out of style? Well, say goodbye to those days because on our Minecraft server, we have revolutionized the way you play the game! Our server runs on a super-powered SOC that fits snugly inside your monitor, giving you top-notch performance without the need for a massive PC case.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, our in-game events are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon look like a tiny gecko.

So why waste your time on a regular Minecraft server when you could be living it up in our crazy, all-in-one world? Join us today and experience the future of gaming…or at least, our version of it!

PineMC

Skyblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Prepare for a thrilling journey in PineMC Skyblock! Explore vast skies, forge alliances, conquer daunting challenges, and construct your dream empire. Join the adventure now!

pinemc.org

BTK Network

Bosses, box server, BTK Network, Custom Plugins, custom power ups, DeKnock, FlexingBox, Gaming Community, Knockbackffa, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, new servers, online gaming, PvP, server-network, Survival, unique gameplay

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our thriving Minecraft network with popular games, such as DeKnock and FlexingBox.

DeKnock: A unique KnockbackFFA server, with fun custom power ups. FlexingBox: A mining-based box server with cool mobs and bosses, unlike all others!

We are also actively working on releasing new servers!

play.depixa.xyz

SkyMata VS Hypixel

Auctions, complex towns, Cross-Play, Custom Biomes, Dynamic economy, Economy, elemental bending, engaging events, enhanced gaming, Events, Fun, gameplay enhancements, gaming experience, interactive admins, interactive gameplay, inventive quests, mailing system, Mini Games, Parkour, Parties, PvP, scavenger hunts, Survival, Towny, Unique Features

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7799	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3578
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	862
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

Hypixel	SkyMata
Pros	Pros
– One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	– Smooth gameplay
– Wide range of mini-games and game modes	– Interactive admins
– Regularly updated with new content	– Unique features such as inventive quests and dynamic economy
– Active community and large player base	– Ever-evolving gameplays

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Which server has more players?	A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to SkyMata.
Q: Which server offers more mini-games and game modes?	A: Hypixel offers a wider range of mini-games and game modes.
Q: Which server has more unique features?	A: SkyMata offers unique features such as inventive quests, dynamic economy, and ever-evolving gameplays.
Q: Which server has a more active community?	A: Hypixel has a more active community and larger player base.

Crafty Memes & Blocks

aoc, blocks, Crafty, humor, Humour, memes, POL, Porn edition

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	8436
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Look no further than AOC Porn Edition!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated pleasure as you explore our custom-built adult-themed world. From giant phallic structures to sexy skins, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Enderman orgy, where players can watch as these mysterious creatures get down and dirty in the moonlight.

So why wait? Join AOC Porn Edition today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of lube!

RegretfulCraft: Where you can finally come to terms with missing out on diamonds and creepers

acceptance, adolescent, come to terms, CREEPERS, diamonds, emotional baggage, Finally, growth, HEARTBREAK, longing, lost opportunities, Memories, missed out, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, ORPHAN, past relationships, regret, RegretfulCraft, self reflection, teenage romance, terms, unrequited love, yearning, young love

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4421	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Crops Grown:	4671	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the only one who missed out on young love? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those awkward teenage years and finally experience the heartache of unrequited crushes and failed relationships! Join us and prepare to be forever haunted by the ghosts of your adolescent loves that never were. Who needs therapy when you have virtual heartbreaks to mend? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Salmon Network

Adventure, battle, Bravery, danger, dark forces, Darkness, destiny, Dragon.., evil spirits, fate, Heroes, Labyrinths, Land, Magical Items, Monuments, Mysteries, Parkour, PvP, Riches, solidarity, Struggle, Treasures

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	736	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

THE LAXENNW STORY

Many years ago, there was a land ruled by the Dragon Ender. This land was a world of extraordinary riches and full of adventure. However, the Dragon’s cruelty and dark powers imprisoned the region in darkness, negatively affecting people’s lives.

The heroes came together to defeat the dragon and the battle was won after a long struggle. The dragon was destroyed and the realm was free again. However, in the wake of the war, mysterious monuments and labyrinths appeared in every corner of the land. These structures were created by the Dragon’s dark forces and held within them immense treasures and unknown powers.

The salvation of this land was in the hands of adventurers. Those who dared their journey could explore mysterious structures, find ancient magical items, and unravel the secrets the Dragon left behind. However, danger was waiting around every corner. Evil spirits, trapped mazes, and dark creatures threatened the adventurers at every step.

To save this land, brave adventurers must unravel mysteries, face dangers, and bring the land back to light. However, it should not be forgotten that true heroism was only possible with sincerity and solidarity. Who knows, maybe at the end of this adventure, the fate of the land would change forever…

mc.laxennw.net.tr

Smelly SMP: The Stinky Adventures – Smelling mods, no resets, just stinkin’ fun! Join now! Java 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventures, Bloodshed, borderlands, Builder, cafe 24, Fair moderation, Fun, Inclusivity, java, Join, Longevity, minecraft server, Modded, Mods, Nomad, peace and love, Performance, player-driven politics, PvPer, record keepers, Resets, Safezone, smelling, Smelly, smp, stinkin, STINKY, Teams, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crops Grown:	5413
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Stinky SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Features	Fair moderation No server resets Inclusivity of all playstyles Great server performance Safezone-Borderlands system Origins mod with custom origins Player-driven politics
Server Specs	16 GB of RAM Dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server frequently reset?	No, there are absolutely no resets, allowing players to play for years.
What is the server’s moderation policy?	Moderation is fair, with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks.
Can I suggest changes or additions to the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for improvements to the server.
What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?	The server operates on a system where a central area has rules against griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands allow such activities.
How can I join the server?	Join the server by using the invite link provided in the server invite section above.