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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	86
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	8491
Star Shards Collected:	242	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3348	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dragons Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Votes:	1264	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	259	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.