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Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?

ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

bathroom, Break, chance, convenience, daily routine, device, funny, humor, John, mobile, multitasking, percentage, Players, private time, procrastination, reading, Relaxation, screen time, Sitting, social media, Technology, TOILET, ToiletCraft

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join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

HighCraft: Brain on Pause

altered brain activity, Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain patterns, Cannabis, cannabis users, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive processing, drug effects, drug use, HighCraft, Marijuana, marijuana effects, mental health, neural responses, neurological differences, neurology, pause, substance use, switching tasks, task performance

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so, like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know that we got some crazy stuff goin’ on. like, our players have altered brain patterns when they switch tasks in the game. it’s like, they’re on a whole other level, man. they may have weaker responses in their brains, but they still kick butt in the game. it’s like they’re in a whole other dimension, man. so if u wanna be part of this mind-bending experience, join our server now! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have in this wacky world!

HardcoreSurvivalServer – 1.15.2 Minecraft Server

1.15.2, 1.16, Adequate, April 5 2020, Ban, Closed Server, Community, discovery, Exploration, Friendly, HardcoreSurvivalServer, Minecraft, new worlds, Players, Survival, update, Version Switch, Waiting, Whitelist

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The server started on April 5, 2020. A world where many places have not yet been visited by players. We have all just begun our survival and are just discovering new worlds. Join us too! Here you can have a good time with other players, because only adequate people play on the server. All inadequate and unfriendly players are banned. Very soon the server will be closed and will be available only through the whitelist. The whitelist will include only those players who logged in at the start and before access to the server was closed. We are all waiting for the Minecraft update (1.16) and as soon as this version is available, we will immediately update the world and switch to this version.

95.217.112.101:25599

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

anxiety, Conflict, CraftyLife, danger, death, fear, Future, Geopolitics, Good, HOLY, Invasion, landmine, Life, Minecraft, POL, Politics, russia, Server, Survival, Ukraine, uncertainty, War, world events

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Tired of worrying about getting caught in the crossfire of international conflicts? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos! Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about stepping on a landmine while mining for diamonds. Plus, who needs to worry about geopolitics when you can build your own empire and conquer the virtual world instead? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	81
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	199	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7447	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7107	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

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