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KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

do be like that, IT, Kek, KekCraft, long tail tag, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8225
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9825	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Animals Bred:	113	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver

Sever-ly Vanilla Minecraft SMP: Where 18+ Hermitcrats roam with a map that’s dyn-omazing!

application, Community, comradery, Discord, dynomazing, Economy, friend group, friendly experience, Hermitcrats, interactions, Items, Map, Maturity, Minecraft, Nickname, Papermc, quality of life, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, Severly, Shops, smp, Teleportation, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Severation SMP Overview:

Type	Details
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+ server
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start	28/06

FAQ:

About Us:

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full-blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features:

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (on the way)
Leaderboards

Our Values:

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

What we ask of you:

Be mature and reasonable
18 years or older
Change your discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
Create a shop in the shopping district
Build your base relatively close to spawn

How to Join:

Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord