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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	3042
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

The Well? Minecraft SMP

confusion, Curiosity, discovering, doubt, Exploring, hesitation, inquiry, introspection, Minecraft, pondering, question.., SEARCHING, seeking answers, seeking clarification, seeking information, seeking knowledge, seeking truth, seeking understanding, smp, uncertainty, well, what is it, wondering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7836	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

age limit, age-restriction, Clown, homies, house share, housemates, housing contract, LANDLORD, Minecraft, non-student, property rules, rental agreement, rental property, Server, shared accommodation, shared living, student accommodation, student accommodation rules, student community, student house, student housing, student living, wedding entertainer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	138
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

FireFighterHubby

accidental kitchen fire, anger, Communication, danger, emergency situations, family dynamics, fear, fire extinguisher, fire safety, FireFighterHubby, grease fire, husband’s reaction, injury, leaving baby, parenting, response times, running barefoot, rural living, Trust, urgent care

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

best video game genres, best video game titles, best video games, current favorite video games, favorite video game genres, favorite video game titles, favorite video games, GameLover420, Minecraft, popular video game genres, popular video game titles, popular video games, smp, top video game genres, top video game titles, top video games, video game choices, video game favorites, video game genres recommendations, video game picks, video game preferences, video game recommendations, video game suggestions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ores Mined:	9299
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZzzCraft Dreamland

bedtime routine, bedtime snack, calming techniques, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Dreamland, falling asleep, herbal tea, lavender essential oil, limiting screen time, meditation, mindfulness, progressive muscle relaxation, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aid, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, soothing music, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Animals Bred:	72
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Pretty Cats Ugly Fish

Cats, Cats Catfish Pretty Ugly Animals Pets Feline Fish Beauty Contrast Cute Unattractive Domestic animals Whiskers Aquatic Mammals Aesthetics Discrepancy Lovely Hideous, Fish, PRETTY, Ugly

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2861
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where catfish rule the land and cats are their loyal servants! watch as the catfish ride around on giant cats, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

we have custom catfish skins and cat mounts for you to ride on, as well as special catfish weapons to battle your enemies with.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary catfish king, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the craziest catfish kingdom in minecraft history!