Glocks Up – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

SwearOnMyDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
abundance, Assurance, Blessings, Commitment, Covenant, Dedication, FAITH, fulfillment, guarantee, last thing, lifetime supply, long-term commitment, loyalty, Minecraft, Oath, PLEDGE, Promises, smp, SwearOnMyDiamonds, swore on, Vow
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamonds! That’s right, every time you swear on a diamond, you’ll magically receive more of them. And trust us, you’ll be swearing a lot when you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.
We’ve got a group of players who are constantly pranking each other, building insane structures, and going on epic adventures. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! And another time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the server. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
So come join us and see what kind of crazy antics you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the diamond-swearing champion of the server!

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New Server IP
ReddMineCraftFun
community engagement, Digital Media, digital platforms, discussion forums, internet, internet communities, internet culture, online communities, online discussions., online forums, online interaction, online participation, reddit, ReddMineCraftFun, social media, social news, social-networking, user forums, User-generated content, web browsing, web communities
So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a magical portal appears out of nowhere. You’re like, “What the heck is this?” But being the brave adventurer that you are, you decide to step through it. And BAM! You’re transported to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
This server is like no other. It’s filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. The admins are all wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). And the best part? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! The server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So, how did I start using reddit, you ask? Well, let’s just say that this Minecraft server is so epic, even the internet can’t stop talking about it. So naturally, I had to share my adventures with the world. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave.

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New Server IP
CraftyChinaFun
Asia, Business, China, compliance, CraftyChinaFun, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, fear, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, law, Legal, multinational firms, Politics, regulations, SECURITY, Staff, taiwan, Trade, Warning
so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, dude. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to not break the law, then this is the server for you. but don’t worry, breaking the law here just means not sharing your diamonds with the rest of the players.
we even have a special event where the staff from multinational firms in Taiwan have to battle it out in a virtual arena to prove who’s the ultimate minecraft master. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and TNT.
so come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world. just remember, watch out for those sneaky endermen trying to steal your blocks.

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New Server IP
CraftyVaxRevolution
anti-HIV, antiviral, Breakthrough, clinical trials, controlled test, CraftyVaxRevolution, deadly virus, Healthcare, HIV prevention, immune system, Injection, Lenacapavir, Medical research, NEJM, public health, Results, revolutionise, total protection, Treatment, vaccine-like, virus prevention
hey yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like dat new anti-HIV injection dat gives u total protection from da deadly virus for 6 months, except dis server protects u from boring gameplay! it’s like a vaccine for boredom, bro!
dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?
so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!

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New Server IP
OryzonMC
FNAFBOX, Gens, KitPvP, Minecraft, new players, OryzonMC, Server, Waiting
Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!
23.159.176.125:26542

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Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft
Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Community, Cuchulainn, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Dynamis, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier, xivg
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Chocorpokkur on a Twitch stream? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for in-game events like synchronized dancing on top of a ship or a thrilling thread throwdown with Sephirot himself. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer – it’s a real game-changer!
But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!

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New Server IP
TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP
behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

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New Server IP
AirportAbandonmentMC Server
Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation
Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.
Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

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New Server IP
CraftyKicksMC
Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games
Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!
Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP
best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, memorable pickup lines, Minecraft, PickaxePickupLines, pickup line, pickup line advice, pickup line conversation starters, pickup line examples, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line stories, pickup line success, pickup line tips, romance, smooth pickup lines, smp, witty pickup lines
Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

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