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TFMC: The Forbidden Minecraft Cult – Where Roleplay is serious business! Apply with a blood sacrifice for version 1.20.2!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3491
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

TFMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
Custom dungeons for exploration
Forge your path as different professions
Over 60 Magic Spells and legendary MMO Items
Player-Based Economy and dynamic world events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TFMC Realm?	TFMC offers a unique Minecraft Roleplay experience where players can choose different professions and engage in various adventures within the realm.
How can I join TFMC?	You can join TFMC by visiting our Discord server at discord.gg/tfmc and following the instructions there.
Are there any custom features on TFMC?	Yes, TFMC offers custom dungeons, over 60 Magic Spells, legendary MMO Items, and a Player-Based Economy to enhance the gameplay experience.
Can I create alliances with other players on TFMC?	Absolutely! TFMC encourages players to forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as they collectively shape the realm’s destiny.

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the media into hating China? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all things Chinese! Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with pandas, dragons, and delicious dumplings.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, China is actually ruled by a secret society of ninja pandas who fight against evil capitalist overlords? It’s true! Join us and help the pandas defeat the evil capitalists by building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover the true magic of China, where communism and capitalism collide in a whirlwind of adventure and intrigue. Plus, we have free dumplings for all new players!

LicenseToMine Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of your hard work being stolen and not getting the credit you deserve? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your name not being plastered all over the server. Even if someone forks your project and turns it into a giant toilet, your name will still be front and center! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are obsessed with giving credit where credit is due. So come join us and bask in the glory of having your name immortalized in the annals of Minecraft history!

ReverseParkAdvantage – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Backing into a parking space in our SMP gives you a special power-up that allows you to fly like a majestic eagle through the skies of Minecraft. Who needs elytra when you can just park your virtual car like a boss?

2. Rumor has it that if you back into a parking space three times in a row, a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers will open up. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that party!

3. Our SMP is home to the legendary Parking Lot of Doom, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to park their virtual cars. Can you navigate through the treacherous obstacles and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of backing into a parking space like never before!

Ad-FreeCraft: Back in the Day!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	3761	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Remember when creepers didn’t blow up your house in Minecraft? What else did we take for granted back then? Well, on our server, we guarantee that creepers will only give you hugs and flowers instead of exploding. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of real diamonds – so you can become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MCSnips2: Modding Our Way Through Minecraft 1.18.2!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview:

🚨 **Attention, Inmates! Your Shot at Freedom Starts Now!** 🚨

Messed up? Don’t worry—you’ve got one last chance to set things right. Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is offering a golden opportunity to commute your sentence. All you have to do is dive into a dimension that looks familiar but holds some seriously weird secrets, and find that precious Warp Stone. Think you’ve got what it takes?

🌟 **Your Mission: Freedom Is Just a Quest Away**:

🏡 **Builder’s Dream**: Use **MrCrayfish’s Furniture, Roofs, Windows, and Doors** to create the perfect hideout. If you’re going to be stuck here, you might as well live in style.
🌳 **Dynamic Trees with Pam’s Fruits**: Wander through ever-changing forests where the trees grow, evolve, and drop all kinds of tasty treats. Nature’s on your side—don’t mess it up.
🚂 **Create**: Build insane contraptions and mechanical wonders. Whether it’s trains or automated factories, if you can dream it, you can build it.
🛒 **CustomNPCs**: The Spawn Town market is open. Trade, barter, and take on quests from NPCs who might just be crazier than you.
🏰 **Better Dungeons**: Adventure through dungeons that promise treasure—or an untimely demise. The first one’s already open, so sharpen your sword and get ready for a fight.

🔍 **Uncover the (Definitely Not Cursed) Story**:

The worldborder’s expanding, revealing clues and dungeons that no sane person would explore. But hey, you’re not here because you’re sane, are you? The first dungeon’s waiting, so grab your gear and face whatever horrors—or treasures—lie within.

**Quests are live**, the market’s thriving, and somehow you’re still alive. Jump in, prove your mettle, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll walk away a free person.

**Message me anywhere and request an invite** and join the madness in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2.

Adventure, redemption, and plenty of questionable decisions await. Accept the challenge, uncover the Warp Stone, and earn your freedom—if you make it out alive! 💀🚀

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question:	Answer:
How can I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?	Message the server admin anywhere to request an invite.
What is the main objective in this Minecraft server?	Your main objective is to find the Warp Stone and earn your freedom.
Are there any special features in this server?	Yes, there are custom NPCs, dynamic trees, better dungeons, and more.
Can I build my own structures in this server?	Yes, you can use various building tools and mods to create your hideout.
Is there a market in the server for trading?	Yes, the Spawn Town market is open for trading, bartering, and taking on quests.

Gura’s Singing Beggar Management Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Farms Harvested:	100
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

🦄 Ready to join a Minecraft server where beggar management is so strict that they forced Gura, the famous Vtuber, to sing an anti-unicorn song? 🎤 And get this, she actually exposed their crazy antics live on stream! 👀 Who knew managing beggars could be so intense? 🤯 So come join us and see what other wild shenanigans await you in this server where even the most bizarre things can happen. Remember, heavy is the head that wears the crown, so get ready for a wild ride! 🤪👑 #MinecraftMadness #AntiUnicornAnthem #GuraExposed

BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchantments Applied:	252
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	4658	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!