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DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Emeralds Found:	879
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Star Shards Collected:	207
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

best feeling, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, ecstasy, elation, emotional fulfillment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, FeelinGood, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, love, Minecraft, Peace, Pleasure, satisfaction, Serenity, smp, warmth

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	65804	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

CraftyCraze: Build a giant chicken in Minecraft!

Adventure, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, chicken, cooking Class, CraftyCraze, cultural immersion, dance class, GIANT, Hiking, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, meditation, Minecraft, mountain climbing, road trip, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, Surfing, travel, volunteering, wine tasting., zip lining

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Enchantments Applied:	296	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and the chance to build your own empire out of blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool of lava while dodging arrows from skeleton archers. Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and protect you from any creepers that come your way?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBattles: No Russian Tankers Allowed

Allowed, Ban, blockybattles, diplomatic relations, economic impact, embargo, energy exports, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global shipping, international relations, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil trade, political tensions, Ports, russia, Russian, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tankers, trade restrictions, uae

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we ban shadow fleet tankers from russia because they keep tryna steal our diamonds! we don’t mess around with those sneaky russians, so come join the fun and help us protect our precious loot! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best weapons and armor, so you better join before the russians find out and try to raid us! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and battles that happen on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those shadow fleet tankers who’s boss!

ForeverCraft GutDisruptors

animal studies, chemical exposure, Chronic illness, early life exposure, environmental toxins, forever chemicals, ForeverCraft, gut microbiome, GutDisruptors, health implications, health risks, long-term effects, metabolic disease, Mice, microbiota disruption, Pennsylvania State University, preventive measures, public health, research findings, researchers, scientific study, toxic substances

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur gut microbiome forever? well, look no further cuz our server is LIT with forever chemicals that will make ur gut bacteria go wild!

imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.

plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!

so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!

ReFresh SMP

Community, Custom Player Models, data, Discord, Experience, Friendly, Grief, IP change, Join, Lgbtqia, minecraft servers, Mods, non whitelist, Protection, ReFresh SMP, simple voice chat, Survival, unclaimed land, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to the MinecraftServers.org page for ReFresh SMP. ReFresh SMP is a non-whitelist, mostly vanilla Survival 1.21 Minecraft Server.

This server is LGBTQIA+ friendly! Join the Discord for the best experience! ————————- On this server, unclaimed land is free game. Claim your land to protect it from grief.

Be sure to look into installing the recommended mods! Custom Player Models, and Simple Voice Chat.

(Minecraft Server IP may change, no data lost, join the Discord for immediate updates about the IP)

97.136.75.126

Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

adult playtime, adventurous couples, BFF’s, blocky, erotic encounters, experimental sex, fantasy fulfillment, group sex, intimate connections, Minecraft, multiple partners, open relationship, Server, sexual diversity, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual liberation, sexual satisfaction, taboo desires, Threesome, unconventional relationships

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of three players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with endless possibilities. But this was no ordinary land – it was a land where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers sang karaoke on Friday nights.

Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and taming a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare yourself for a thresome of epic proportions!

BalkCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	183
Star Shards Collected:	184	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! Join us for the “It’s Hot Weather Again Edition” where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always on fire (literally).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing sunglasses. The player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets bragging rights and a chicken-shaped trophy made out of solid gold (not really, but we can dream).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s hot, it’s crazy, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. See you in the game, adventurer!