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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General

#thewarwithin, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cosmetics, epic edition, EU guild, general, GLOBOFOMO, Hearthstone, invite, jobbers, liveblog, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Night Elf, Promotion, Recap, smp, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	551
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MineCraft Mania – Minecraft Server

30th anniversary, 501981946, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Community, Cosmetics, countdown timer, direct, epic edition, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, invite, Mania, Minecraft, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, World of Warcraft, wowg

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 30th Anniversary Direct Today where you can win amazing prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a Mountain Dew Promotion going on right now where you can get exclusive cosmetics and the TWW Epic Edition for free!

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of the most epic group of players in the game. Or if you’re in the EU, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to the world.

And don’t forget about our WoWg community for NA, where you can connect with other players and share your craziest Minecraft stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance faction, Argent Dawn, Bet on red edition, Cosmetics, Crafty, epic edition, EU guild, Gaming Community, GLOBOFOMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, online gaming, Server, thewarwithin.blizzard.com, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft invite, wowg, WoWg community, wowhead

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchantments Applied:	229
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where you can bet on red and win big! We’ve got Mountain Dew promotions that will blow your mind and epic editions that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!

Crafty World – Minecraft Server

Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Content update, Crafty, Draenei, EU, GLOBOFOMO, guild, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, world, World of Warcraft, wowg, xal

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	4395	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	864584	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

500727583, Alliance, allied races, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Content update, CraftyCraft, Draenei, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Hag Edition, invite, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Racial abilities rework, Server, the war within, WORGEN, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Animals Bred:	190	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Craze Minecraft Server

30th Anniversary Direct, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Blizzard.com, Bronze Celebration Token, Crafty, CRAZE, EU guild, GLOBOFOMO, Massive Increase, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, Warcraft 30th Anniversary, weekly reset, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious adventure like no other? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle within!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. The pigs are trying to negotiate peace, but the sheep are too busy plotting their own uprising. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…The War Within Minecraft server!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Great Potato War, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in one hour. The winner gets a golden potato trophy and bragging rights for eternity.

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have rebellious farm animals and potato wars? Don’t miss out on the fun – join The War Within Minecraft server today!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

play.corsairemc.com

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

mc.narod.team

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	921	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	9445
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Votes:	8483	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	335
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Void Gems Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mines Excavated:	4832
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Star Shards Collected:	105
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.