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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

bug fixes, CraftyCraze, early access games, early access issues, game backups, game development, game glitches, game improvements, game patches, Game Progress, game releases, game saves, game stability, game support, game testing, game updates, game versions, Gaming Community, Minecraft, player feedback, save data, Server, software updates

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4929	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	1524
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that never change? Well, look no further because our server is constantly updating with new features and surprises!

Join us for a wild ride as we randomly delete everyone’s old saves just for fun! Who needs progress anyway? It’s all about the thrill of starting over from scratch every time you log in.

But hey, don’t worry about losing all your hard work because we promise to make up for it with even more outrageous updates and features. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn?

So why should you ever touch early access games? Because on our server, every day feels like a brand new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Sassy Sheep Minecraft Server

10. Zoology, 11. Animal psychology, 12. Animal cognition, 13. Ethology, 14. Animal social behavior, 15. Anthropomorphism, 16. Animal emotions, 17. Animal communication skills, 18. Animal vocalizations, 19. Animal rudeness, 2. communication, 20. Animal behavior studies., 3. Rude behavior, 4. Animal behavior, 5. Talking animals, 6. Animal intelligence, 7. Animal language, 8. Species communication, 9. Animal personalities, Animals, Minecraft, Sassy, Server, Sheep

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the animals not only talk, but they also throw shade like nobody’s business! Picture this: a sassy group of pigs gossiping about the latest drama in the barnyard, a snooty llama judging your building skills, and a cocky chicken strutting around like it owns the place. Join us if you want to experience the wildest conversations with the rudest animals in Minecraft. Who knew virtual farm life could be so entertaining?

PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

appalling, Chronicles, cringe, Disgusting, Disturbing, disturbing sights, Foul, gross, HORRIFYING, hygiene, inappropriate, nauseating, PottyCraft, public restroom, Repulsive, revolting, sanitation, Shocking.., Unclean, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, worst thing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

CraftySpyFrançoisPutin

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Collecting, CraftySpyFrançoisPutin, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage accusations, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, espionage laws, foreign relations, French, international affairs, military intelligence, nonprofit worker, russia, security breach, suspected

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you a lil story that will blow your mind. imagine a world where russia and france are in a crazy showdown over a nonprofit worker who is actually a secret agent collecting military intelligence. now, picture this chaotic energy but in minecraft form. yeah, that’s right. on our server, you can be part of the action-packed drama, build your own spy base, and uncover top-secret missions. so, what are you waiting for? join now and let the espionage begin!

GrassCarpetCraft

#soil, backyard, Blades, Carpet, Earth, Environment, foliage, garden, GRASS, GrassCarpetCraft, greenery, ground, growth, landscape, lawn, Lush, Nature, organic, outdoors, Plants, Turf

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Votes:	6255	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2243
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and blowing stuff up? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well, for starters, grass is ground carpet. ya u heard me right, ground carpet! and the pigs here can fly. not like, with wings or anything, they just float around like little fluffy balloons. and the diamonds? oh man, don’t even get me started on the diamonds. they sing to u when u mine them. it’s like a beautiful choir of sparkly rocks. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so come on, join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

Minecraft Mind Meld: EEG Experiment!

10. Meditation, 11. Brain Activity, 12. Scientific Study, 13. Mindfulness, 14. Brain Waves, 15. Research Experiment, 16. Cognitive Science, 17. Neural Connections, 18. Spiritual Practice, 19. Interconnectedness, 2. Field Nature, 20. Brainwave Synchronization, 3. Consciousness, 4. Pilot Test, 5. Double-blind Study, 6. EEG Interactions, 7. Meditating Subjects, 8. No Knowledge, 9. Existence, EEG, Experiment, MELD, Mind, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	367550
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we test the field nature of consciousness! it’s like a double-blind study but with blocks and creepers! meditate with strangers and see if your brain waves sync up without even knowing it! who knows, you might discover a whole new level of enlightenment while building a giant pixelated castle! join now for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you questioning reality and your crafting skills!

PixelPussy Minecraft Server

arousal, Climax, deep penetration, desire, ecstasy, Erotic, intense pleasure, Intimacy, INTIMATE, intimate connection, intimate experience, Minecraft, PENETRATION, PixelPussy, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensation, sensation of fullness, sensations, Server, sexual, sexual fulfillment, stimulation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sensation of being up to your balls inside a pussy…cat! That’s right, we have a whole world filled with giant, cuddly cats that you can explore and interact with. But be careful, some of them might just swallow you whole if you’re not careful!

Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies, they may look cute but they’re deadly!

TribalTrouble Minecraft Server

Canada, collapse, Confirmed, Conflict, Crisis, destabilization, Diplomacy, Government, Indians, International, intervention, investigation, Minecraft, Political, response, SECURITY, Server, speculation, Tension, threat, TribalTrouble, uncertainty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9525	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness the epic battle between Canadians and Indians as they try to collapse Canada! Join in on the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild showdown. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making!

ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition

Approval, chore list, ChoreCraft, Communication, Complaints, daycare program, division of labor, Edition, efficiency, ENERGY, Financial, Hospital, Hubby, husband, hybrid schedule, Kids, manual labor, Marriage, Nurse, overnight shift, pay bump, savings, work hours

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Ex’s Last Words Minecraft Server

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, closure talk, emotional, ending a relationship, ex, ex-partner, Exs, final words, Goodbye, HEARTBREAK, last words, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, parting words, past love, relationships, Reminiscing, saying goodbye, Server, Words

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have exes coming back from the dead to haunt you! That’s right, your last words to your ex will determine whether they haunt you with love or revenge. Join now for a chance to see your ex get revenge by turning all your diamonds into dirt blocks! It’s a relationship rollercoaster you won’t want to miss.