globo homo Schlomos Minecraft Servers

globo homo Schlomos Minecraft Servers

  • No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

    No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 626
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

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  • FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

    FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 4666
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

    our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

    don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 7920
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Runes Activated: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7457
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Animals Bred: 30 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Players Killed by Monsters: 4772
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4136
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 445
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 1607
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Ores Mined: 2110
    Farms Harvested: 688 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6768
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Animals Bred: 58
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 2864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Emeralds Found: 5657
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 3303

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 5277
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 429156
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 1339
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

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