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Sick Sleepy Parasites
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch deadly illnesses from parasites? well, u in luck cuz our server got that and more! we got these crazy parasites that can give u sleeping sickness, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us and see if u can survive the wild world of mutated genes and infectious diseases. who needs zombies and skeletons when u got real-life parasites to deal with? come on, join now and let’s see if u got what it takes to survive in this insane world we’ve created. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
Global Warming Speedrun
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server, where the only thing rising faster than global temperatures is the level of fun you’ll be having! Our AI predicts that by 2040, all land regions will be hotter than a creeper explosion, so why not escape the heat and chill with us in our virtual world?We’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of sand in a desert biome. Explore our epic landscapes and discover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. And don’t worry about the rising temperatures outside, because on our server, it’s always a cool 70 degrees with a chance of thunderstorms (but only if you’re into that kind of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing melting is your worries away? Let’s build, mine, and survive together in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fam!
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Ballin’ Planet Population
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER. -
OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global (L.I.G)
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most elite players with 500 viewers or more can join! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear that only the chosen few can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes appearances during our epic PvP battles.But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
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2TMC
Server Name 2TMC Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Age Requirement 21+ Location NA-based, open to players worldwide Discord Required with mic for voice chat Overview:
Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.
Data Packs on the Server:
- anti enderman grief
- afk messages
- better item frames
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Fabric Mods on the Server:
- armor poser
- audioplayer
- clumps
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Server Rules:
- Be Respectful
- No griefing, stealing, or cheating
- Non-Destructive Pranks allowed
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Interested in Joining?
If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?
A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.
Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?
A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.
Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?
A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.
Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?
A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.
Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?
A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.
Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?
A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?
A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.
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Obsessed with BBC Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old shit? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.
So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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Crafty PoE Gamers Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than the Trialmaster in Path of Exile? Look no further! Join our server for two weeks of Twitch Drops, where you can win epic loot like never before. And if that’s not enough, we have a special PoE 2 section where you can experience the game before anyone else!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the Patch Notes are a mystery. You’ll have to uncover the secrets of PoE 2 on your own. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the Challenge Rewards and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Settlers.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join a server that’s more chaotic than a global chat full of hall monitor troons. Hurry and join now before the Trialmaster fixes himself and ruins all the fun!
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BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have birthday celebrations for Mostima, Vigna, Bibeak, and Qanipalaat every day! Who wouldn’t want to party with these awesome heroes?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure chest full of exciting content. From 6 Defender Penance to 5 Sniper Melanite, there’s always something new and epic waiting for you to discover.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with AK characters in a battle for survival. Imagine fighting alongside Goldenglow, Lee, and U-Official against hordes of zombies and skeletons. It’s like a crossover event on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!