Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!
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CraftyPutinWins
come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower
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Pixel Snowflake Land
ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.
so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.
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CraftyPhysicsFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we do science stuff like china but better than US cuz they are like so far away lol. we do crazy physics experiments like making pigs fly and turning diamonds into cheeseburgers. u gotta join us cuz we are the real geniuses in minecraft land. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do some physics and stuff together!
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Solarion SMP
Overview 🌿 Join Solarion SMP – A Thriving 18+ Minecraft Community! 🌿 Season 5 has begun! Launched on January 10, 2025, our community is more active than ever, with 20-30 players online daily. Whether you prefer solo adventures or collaborating in factions, there’s a place for you in Solarion SMP! Features of Season 5 ✅ Player-run, diamond-based economy with a plot-based shopping district. 🎲 Games district with redstone mini-games, casinos, and room for new creations! 🏡 Community center with mailboxes, a starter area, and event sign-ups. 🎨 Upcoming Event: Build Battle for the shopping district nether portal and PVP events in the colloseum! Why Join Solarion SMP? 18+ Community – A place for mature players to enjoy unfiltered conversations and engage in meaningful gameplay. Global Player Base – Hosted in Arizona, US, but welcoming players worldwide! Active & Engaging – Lively voice chats, ongoing projects, and frequent events! Unfiltered Chat – We take a relaxed approach to moderation regarding language and discussions. Conversations may include strong language, dark humor, or debates. Players are expected to engage with maturity and respect. If you prefer a heavily moderated chat or are uncomfortable with open discussions, this server may not be the best fit. Datapacks & Plugins (No Mods Required) 🔧 Datapacks & Plugins (No Mods Required!) 🚀 Drop Heads – Players & mobs drop heads when killed. 🛡️ CoreProtect – Anti-griefing & theft protection without land claims. ⚰️ Axgraves – Items are stored in a chest upon death. 🗣️ Simple Voice Chat – Optional proximity voice chat for immersive play. 🎨 Armor Stand Tools – Better customization & invisible item frames. 🌙 Player Sleep – Only 10% of players need to sleep to skip night. 🗺️ Bluemap – View the world in 3D from your browser! How to Join? 1️⃣ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/solarion 2️⃣ Fill out an application – Put effort into it so we can get to know you! 3️⃣ If your first application doesn’t meet our criteria, you can revise and reapply. FAQ Q: How do I join Solarion SMP? A: Join our Discord and fill out an application to get started. Q: Is there an age requirement for joining? A: Yes, Solarion SMP is an 18+ community. Q: What is the player base like? A: We have players from around the world, with a focus on mature and engaging gameplay. Q: Are there specific rules regarding chat and behavior? A: While we have a relaxed approach to moderation, we expect players to engage with maturity and respect. Strong language, dark humor, and debates may be present in conversations.
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FascismFreakout Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds.Join our server if you want to fight off evil fascist mobs trying to take over our pixelated world. We’re on a mission to spread love, peace, and TNT explosions everywhere. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Steve who loves to blow things up for fun. And our resident villager, Bob, is a master at trading and will give you the best deals in exchange for your soul… I mean emeralds.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. Who needs fascism when you can have fun with a bunch of derpy Minecraft players? Let’s goooooo!
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Minecraft2020s LOLz
Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the lava in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, the 2020s are way better in block form. So why wait? Join now and let’s craft some laughs together!
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LulaCraft: Musk Defeated, Europe Bound
so, like, this server is like, the wildest place ever, dude. like, brazil and musk had this epic battle and brazil totally kicked musk’s butt, like, whoa. now lula, the boss of brazil, is like, sharing all his notes with europe on this server. you gotta join, man. you’ll be part of this epic saga, like, fighting off crazy mobs and building the coolest structures ever. plus, you might even get to hang out with lula and hear all his crazy stories. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, dude!
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BrickUnityCraftEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against trump’s tariffs with unity and determination like the EU leaders in Brussels! we discuss defence and security while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild ride of adventure and camaraderie as we take on the world, one block at a time!
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MineCrafty Trump Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!