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NoobCraftersUnited

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

artistic expression, collaboration, creative collaboration, cultural impact, debates, Entertainment, Hip Hop, influence, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music industry dynamics, Partnerships, Party, PIXEL, political implications, Politics, pooh, pooh shiesty, Poohs, popular culture, PvP, Rap Music, SHIESTY, social commentary, societal trends, Spotemgottem, urban music, youth culture

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

473718052, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, Elden, elden ring, Epic, FromSoftware, Gamers, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, love, Main information document, Map, meets, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Previous grace, Ring, RPG, Server, Souls, spreadsheets, total host death, worlds

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	8190
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Votes:	574	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1690
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	103
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Votes:	2399
Dimension Hops:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Votes:	9906
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!