WE GOT HEAT DEATHS IN EUROPE, BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR SERVER IS COOLER THAN A POLAR BEAR’S TOENAILS. JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE IN STYLE, BUILD A BASE THAT CAN WITHSTAND A HEATWAVE OR TWO.
WE’VE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, AND MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS (LITERALLY, WE HAVE A MONKEY MOD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EUROPEAN HEAT DEATHS…OR JUST BUILD A GIANT ICE CASTLE AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE
if u don’t join dis server, CO2 levels will rise like a rocket ship on steroids, but don’t worry, land will come to the rescue and absorb some carbon like a sponge on steroids. but wait, there’s more! the ocean here is so warm and abiotic that it’s like a sauna on steroids, weakenin’ future uptake like a boss.
so come on down to dis server and experience the craziest ocean biology adventure of your life! who needs reality when u got dolphins doin’ the cha-cha?
if you wanna witness some real drama in the minecraft world, then join us and watch as the trees try to cope with the changing climate. it’s like a soap opera, but with more leaves and less drama llamas.
so come on over and help these poor trees out, maybe give ’em a hug or something. they could really use the support. plus, you’ll get to see some seriously wacky stuff happening in our forest biome. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss.
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we got East Coast estuaries dat gonna be lit AF with marine heatwaves like all da time by 2100. u can be chillin with da fishes in da warm waters, catchin dem fishies and makin bank.
plus, we got millions of jobs waitin for u to come and be a fisherman or somethin. like, who needs a boring office job when u can be out on da water, livin da dream?
so come join dis server, where da heatwaves never end and da fish are always jumpin. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro!
if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual jungle that’s on fire, then this is the place for you. build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky wildfires that will keep you on your toes.
so come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the hottest season of all time. but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
Join our server and experience the craziest earthquakes caused by the sun’s activity. It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
You’ll be mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! The sun decides to shake things up a bit and you’re running for your virtual life. It’s like a natural disaster movie, but in Minecraft.
So, like, come join us and experience the thrill of surviving earthquakes caused by the sun. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, man. Trust us, it’s a wild ride.
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What is The Ranch SMP?The Ranch SMP is an 18+ (SFW) Economy RPG server, made by furries, for furries! Our community aims to expand on the vanilla mechanics of minecraft by providing an environment that rewards players for their time and effort in our community. Our curated list of plugins aims to enhance the quality of life on the server, and strives to add new features for players to learn, explore, and expand upon.
What is The Ranch’s playstyle like?Our server has a main focus on RPG elements from MCMMO, and compliments it with a competitive based economy to encourage players to collaborate and work together to form a functioning society! We use playtime based ranks, which as you level up will increase your claim size, backpack size, home count, max job limit, and other unique abilities per rank! You should expect a semi-vanilla experience mechanic wise, with a few plugins changing things up for a little added spice.
How long has the server been open?After several iterations over the past years, an official relaunch is here to stay! A big thanks to all of our beta testers who stayed active and helped find / solve all the quirks of our early community days.
Are you looking for staff?We’re always looking to expand our staff team, and would love to adopt some active, knowledgeable players from our community into the team!
What kind of events are we talking about here?There is a loose lore planned for the server which will come with custom ranks and items rewarded to players who choose to participate. We always have holiday events running, and occasionally host build contests as well!
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Join us on Settlers of Kalguur, where the land is filled with wacky creatures and unexpected challenges. Our Patch Notes are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t even get us started on PoE 2 – our closed beta is coming soon, and it’s going to blow your mind!
We’ve compiled all the links, tools, and utilities you’ll need to navigate our crazy server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
Join our server and show off your coding skills by binding all your favorite commands to your macropad. Want to summon a herd of creepers with just one click? No problem! Need to teleport to your secret base in a flash? Easy peasy!
Don’t be stuck with a boring old laptop, join our SMP and experience the ultimate customization with your very own macropad. Who needs Shortkeys Lite when you can have the real deal in Minecraft? Get ready for some insane shortcuts and crazy coding adventures!
Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.
With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!
But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?
Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
