Global Triathlon Network Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6120

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2784	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3053	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ores Mined:	9341	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	61	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!

AnxietyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety coping strategies, anxiety management, anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, AnxietyCraft, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic healing, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, relieve anxiety, self-care, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	676847	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Are skeletons shooting arrows at your mental health? Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation! Our virtual therapists (aka moderators) are always on hand to help you slay your inner demons and conquer your fears. Plus, our virtual world is so chill that even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to unwind. So come join us and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

CreeperCarnage

anxiety, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnage, emotional scars, fear, Healing Process, mental health, mental resilience, Nightmares, overcoming trauma, past experiences, ptsd, self-care, support system, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, traumatic events, traumatic memories, triggers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	7726
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Remember that time you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, we have a strict no digging straight down policy to prevent any more traumatic incidents like that. Join us and never fear the wrath of the lava gods again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron beak. Will you be able to navigate their treacherous maze of feathers and eggs to claim your rightful place as their chicken overlord?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PatriotCraft & NASAMSCraft Minecraft Server

$2.2 Billion, arms sales, Defense, Defense Contracts, eastern europe, foreign policy, interceptors, international relations, Military, military aid, Minecraft, missile defense, NASAMS, NASAMSCraft, national security, Patriot, PatriotCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

lol u know what’s better than buying interceptors for Ukraine? joining our epic Minecraft server! we got more action than a war zone, more fun than a missile launch, and more explosions than a fireworks show!

join us and build your own base to protect against creepers and griefers, team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon, and explore our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure and danger.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any incoming missiles or enemy attacks. so why spend $2.2 billion on interceptors when you can spend $0 and have a blast on our server? join now and let the madness begin!