join our epic minecraft server where we will not hesitate to hit you with billions of fun and crazy adventures! build your own empire and conquer the land with your friends. beware of the evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to attack at any moment. but fear not, for you have the power of friendship and creativity on your side. come join us and let’s show the world that canada is not to be messed with in the world of minecraft!
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CanuckCraft: No Mercy for US
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Flower Power Border Control
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where imported cut flowers and pot plants are running wild, causing chaos and mayhem! These sneaky plants are bringing in all sorts of creepy crawlies like insects, fungi, reptiles, spiders, and even agricultural pests from all over the world!But don’t worry, we ain’t scared of no bugs! We’ve got a team of fearless players ready to take on these pesky invaders and protect our blocky world. Join us and be a part of the wildest adventure you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun! Let’s show those plants and pests who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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TariffCraft: 6 Years of Growth!
come join our minecraft server and escape the doom and gloom of the real world! we have magical unicorns that fart rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants! forget about global growth forecasts, come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama on a trampoline. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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CraftyMexImportsCutting
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!
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MarketCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE THE KREMLIN TRYNA PLAY MINECRAFT AND THEY BE SAYIN NEW US SANCTIONS GONNA MAKE DA MARKETS GO WILD. SO IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY ECONOMICS AND BUILD UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE, DIS DA PLACE TO BE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT PUTIN HIMSELF GONNA DROP BY AND CHALLENGE U TO A BUILD-OFF. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!
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CanalCraft: Trade & Raid!
lol u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft. u can trade with all the nations and stuff. like, imagine sailing your little boat through the canal and trading with villagers from all over the world. it’s gonna be epic. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden at the end of the canal that only the bravest adventurers can find. so come join us and be part of the most epic trading adventure ever!
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PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard
lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!
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CraftyPolishTrades
lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.
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AppleBlockCraft
So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!
we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!
don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!